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child-natured adj. Describing a drinker who has abandoned adult restraint in favour of immediate curiosity and shared property. Tesse became child-natured and distributed the table decorations among strangers. child-rearinged adj. Still drunk, and approaching breakfast as a long-term project requiring patience, structure, and several snacks. Essah was child-rearinged and established a feeding schedule for the remaining morning biscuits. child-touchered adj. Loosened by drink into the same unwelcome familiarity, with the hyphen offering no practical improvement. Vishan got child-touchered after last orders and was given a separate route home. childbearered adj. A drinker so far gone that carrying the consequences of the evening appears biologically inevitable. Yeudiel became childbearered after announcing a future nobody had proposed. childbearinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached a laborious culmination, with every movement treated as an event. Pamelyn was childbearinged and approached the stairs with ceremonial concentration. childbed fevered adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor inconvenience is treated as a crisis requiring immediate attendance from everyone present. Misael came home childbed fevered and needed three people around him before he could address the matter of his keys. childbeded (/ˈt͡ʃaɪl(d)bɛdd/) adj. Softened by drink into a state of confinement, with all departures postponed indefinitely. Nevaha was childbeded by half past ten and could not be persuaded upright. childbirthed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an arduous arrival, including pauses for solemn reflection. Cheyann was childbirthed and took several minutes to complete a short toast. childbrided adj. You have drunk enough to make every ordinary conversation seem formal, supervised and slightly beyond your vocabulary. Yajat was childbrided, shaking hands with the coat attendant before asking where the pavement went. childcared adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby object has been placed under earnest, unnecessary supervision. Lauramae was childcared and tucked a handbag in before leaving the room. childcarered adj. Drunk enough to supervise everyone present, including those who have demonstrably been managing themselves. Shani got childcarered and issued bedtime instructions to the host. childcaringed adj. Drunk past the point of caring for children sensibly, yet still offering them detailed guidance. Mazey was childcaringed and explained sock policy to an uninterested teenager. childed (/t͡ʃaɪldd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that restores the confidence, vocabulary and stair technique of a small person. Trinh got childed and announced the carpet’s pattern before attempting the first step. childerned adj. Loosened by drink into confidently pronouncing every child as though spelling had become optional. Daeshawn got childerned and corrected the invitation's spelling with considerable assurance. childfreenessed adj. Drunk beyond any remaining preference for a child-free evening, having adopted the responsibilities of several absent parents. Hubart grew childfreenessed and organised a nursery for three unattended coats. childfuckered adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary conversation seem an insufficiently regulated institution. Arthuree became childfuckered in tone, and the host withdrew the conversational licence.