childhood friended
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childhood friended adj. Drunk to the point where the furniture has become an old acquaintance deserving renewed conversation. Harriet was childhood friended by dawn, renewing relations with the coat stand beside the fireplace. childhood memoried adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the previous evening belongs among formative early recollections. Shanita was childhood memoried and described the broken glass as an important early experience.
childhooded (/ˈt͡ʃaɪldhʊdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that adult authority has been temporarily returned to its earliest and least reliable form. Wellesley became childhooded and demanded a bedtime story from the designated driver. childied adj. The condition of a drinker who requires a small glass of water and considerable supervision. Shamkia was childied by nine, carrying her toast carefully with both hands. childificationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become childish enough to regard the morning after as an unfair rule. Jhonna was childificationed and appealed against the daylight on procedural grounds. childinged (/ˈt͡ʃaɪldɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every wobble as a new beginning, with speech still in development. Eury became childinged and asked for help with the stairs in words of steadily decreasing length. childishnessed (/ˈt͡ʃaɪld.ɪʃ.nəsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating with the alarm clock and losing on points. Rope was childishnessed and hid the alarm beneath a cushion before falling asleep again. childismed adj. Softened by drink into taking every small inconvenience as a personal lived experience. Hartli was childismed and treated the empty cereal packet as a serious morning grievance. childkinded adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing every child-sized object as a representative of its entire constituency. Georgianne woke childkinded, prepared to defend all crayons from adult interference. childlessnessed adj. Loosened by drink into declaring the empty spare room a triumph before breakfast. Seavy was childlessnessed and praised the silent bedroom as an architectural success. childlikenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to trust the obviously unreliable plan and call the result an adventure. Guisel was childlikenessed and followed a handwritten arrow towards what proved to be a locked gate. childlined adj. Slowed by drink to asking the same simple question until someone supplies a reassuring answer. Strange was childlined at breakfast and repeatedly asked whether the toast was meant to be warm. childlinessed adj. Drunk and treating the morning's smallest discovery as though it warranted immediate applause. childlinged adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after is conducted in a small voice with both hands on the mug. Lashaunti was childlinged and carried her tea from the kitchen as though it were precious cargo. childlored adj. Drunk enough to explain the previous evening through nursery tales, household objects cast as characters. Ashling was childlored and claimed the saucepan had rescued everyone from the dragon of last orders.
childminded adj. Drunk beyond arranging thoughts in anything more advanced than a picture and a sound. Bernedette was childminded and represented the headache with a solemn drawing.