chili con quesoed
chiliagonned

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chili con quesoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently using a cheese-and-pepper dip to settle matters of state. Samarrah became chili con quesoed and appointed the dipping bowl chair of the committee. chili crabbed adj. Sharpened by drink into a sweet-and-fiery nuisance, liable to seize the table and sauce the conversation. Pericles was chili crabbed, gripping the edge of the table while dispensing sweetly heated opinions.
chili dipped adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the sitting room looking freshly excavated. Zakar came home chili dipped and tracked half the garden across the carpet. chili dogged adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a hot, untidy topping and considers it suitable travel clothing. Hartlee got chili dogged outside the takeaway and wore the evidence home. chili non carned adj. Drunk to the extent of preparing supper without meat, then apologising to the saucepan. Annelise was chili non carned and offered the empty pan a glass of water. chili oiled adj. Drunk on the strength of a condiment, with the kitchen surfaces acquiring an unwelcome sheen. Jamyis was chili oiled and polished the worktop with a tea towel. chili parlored adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the kitchen as a small late-night restaurant. Asil was chili parlored, taking imaginary orders from the sofa. chili peppered (/ˈtʃɪli ˈpɛpə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding the glass of water unexpectedly confrontational. Meranda was chili peppered and argued quietly with the bedside glass. chili powdered adj. Too drunk to pour seasoning, but quite capable of dusting it over the entire kitchen. chili queened adj. Sufficiently drunk to rule the kitchen from the sofa and demand tribute in snacks. Joban was chili queened, issuing supper instructions without opening his eyes. chili sauced adj. Having drunk enough to regard every meal, cushion and conversation as improved by heat. Brenisha was chili sauced and added hot sauce to the glass of water. chili sin carned adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can accommodate, while maintaining that supper remains morally vegetarian. Nikolle was chili sin carned and searched the cupboard for an ethically acceptable biscuit. chili sized adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a hamburger for a complete domestic arrangement. Odie was chili sized, eating over the sofa and calling it dinner service. chiliaded adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by a thousand small domestic tasks, none begun and all urgently discussed. Marionna was chiliaded, listing a thousand reasons why the glass needed refilling. chiliaed adj. You are drunk and perched somewhere in the kitchen, watching the household from a low branch. Ayinde was chiliaed, sitting on the counter and observing the washing-up.
chiliagonned (/ˈkɪliəɡənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has arranged a thousand points of contact between the sofa and the floor. Wences was chiliagonned, explaining the polygon traced by his discarded cushions.