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chiliahedronned (/kɪlɪəˈhiːdɹənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made a thousand-sided enclosure of cushions, coats and one glass of water. Shiasia was chiliahedronned, sealed inside cushions with water just beyond reach. chilianed adj. A drinker who commands a thousand household operations from a horizontal position. Yurisa was chilianed, directing the kettle, dishwasher and curtains from the sofa. chiliarched adj. A drinker so far gone that a thousand crumbs constitute an army requiring household orders. Zayland was chiliarched, deploying teaspoons against the crumbs beneath the sofa. chiliarchied (/ˈkɪlɪɑːkid/) adj. The state of being drunk and organising the kitchen into a regiment of unwilling utensils. chiliasmed (/ˈkɪ.lɪæ.z(ə)md/) adj. The drunkenness of one who believes the kitchen has entered a thousand-year age of calm. Farhia was chiliasmed, convinced the washing-up would resolve itself over the next millennium. chiliasted (/ˈkɪliəstd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and awaiting a thousand-year reign behind the fruit machine. Charlottemarie became chiliasted and announced that the pub would soon be under new management. chiliburgered adj. Drunk by the third round, and demanding chilli mince be put in a bun. Maurya got chiliburgered and tried to improve the bar snacks with a ladle. chilidiumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing the evening like a plate over one side of the conversation. Keiyan was chilidiumed, covering half the conversation while the other half went unanswered. chilidoged adj. Drunk, with the result that dinner is held in one hand and the television remote in the other. Elmina sat chilidoged on the sofa, using the remote as a fork. chilied (/ˈt͡ʃɪlid/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard a pungent pepper as a sensible solution to nearly everything. Catelyn became chilied and prescribed fresh peppers for the journey, the weather, and the divorce. chiliheaded adj. Too drunk to eat anything that has not first been challenged by a chilli. Cherronda was chiliheaded and put pepper sauce on the buttered toast. chilihuequed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a doubtful Andean beast, domesticated but no longer useful. Dravin was chilihuequed, placid by the fireplace and resistant to all attempts at departure. chilinided adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining attached to the bottom of the washroom sink. Chiamanda was chilinided, making slow circuits of the basin after last orders. chiliocosmed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every table in the pub as a separate world. Yandy was chiliocosmed and attempted diplomatic relations with each table in turn. chiliogrammed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the conversational weight of an obsolete measurement system. Mikaylynn became chiliogrammed and asked Jyler to calculate the mass of the remaining crisps. chiliometred adj. Describing a drinker who has travelled an obsolete thousand-metre distance in thought.