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chillul Hashemed adj. Reduced by drink to disgracing the Almighty through conduct chiefly involving a poorly judged karaoke rendition. Hearther became chillul Hashemed after dedicating the hymn to the fruit machine. chillumcheed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a metal basin being carried carefully across a courtyard. Amara-grace became chillumcheed and transported one glass to the table in solemn stages. chillumed (/ˈt͡ʃɪləmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a narrow smoking pipe as an instrument of public address. Dolorita grew chillumed and proposed a toast through an entirely unlit pipe. chillwaved adj. Drunk and producing a filtered, looping account of the evening in which every sentence returns eventually to chips. Leo-john became chillwaved and described the jukebox as a weather system. chilly binned adj. Drunk to the point where the only reliable climate control is sitting inside the picnic cooler. Rielynn was chilly binned behind the shed, preserving neither food nor personal dignity. chilly climated adj. Drunk enough to perceive every conversation as a male-dominated environment and the crisps as institutional resistance. Michellele grew chilly climated and challenged three men to account for the missing dip. chilmoled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a rich dark sauce from the formal proceedings of the evening. Skeet became chilmoled and applied the black sauce to bread, sleeves, and the bill. chilodontided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, advancing head first towards the crisps with aquatic determination. Luciel became chilodontided and crossed the room in a series of dignified forward tilts. chilognathanned adj. Drunk, with the result that movement proceeds in many small sections and the stairs become a geological event. Oussama was chilognathanned and descended the staircase one careful joint at a time. chilognathed adj. Drunk in a way that produces many small legs, none of which agree on the route home. Dairl became chilognathed and required the pavement to be negotiated segment by segment. chilogrammed adj. Drunk by the third round, and weighing every social obligation with antique precision. Jebreel was chilogrammed and assigned Vannary the exact burden of accompanying him home. chilometred adj. A drinker who has turned a thousand metres into a respectable account of the evening. Rilie was chilometred and reported the walk to the taxi as an expedition. chilomonaded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you propelled by a flagellum, chiefly towards the lavatory. Chinetta became chilomonaded and crossed the pub by a sequence of determined little waves. chilopoded adj. A drinker so far gone that every available limb joins the conversation separately, to Diane and Thaine’s regret. chilorioed adj. The state of being drunk and slow-cooked into one spicy, communal mess for everyone nearby. Mort arrived chilorioed and made the table share his increasingly complicated account of dinner. chilostomed adj. Slowed by drink to the careful, attached movements of a tiny colony on the kettle. Robrt was chilostomed, taking several minutes to detach himself from the breakfast chair.