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Castilianismed adj. Drunk in a way that imports a small, unmistakable Spanish flourish into every request for a taxi. Quantavious was Castilianismed, giving the driver a grand farewell after travelling only four streets. Castilianizationed adj. The state of being drunk and converting an ordinary conversation into something ceremonious, then asking where the loo is. Peryl became Castilianizationed and gave the barman a solemn address before requesting the lavatory. Castiliannessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary departure acquires an unnecessary air of ceremony. Higinia was Castiliannessed by closing time and raised a glass to the discovery of her shoes. Castle bobbed adj. Drunk to a degree that the fringe is immaculate while the rest of the journey is not. Gramm was Castle bobbed, hair perfectly arranged and taxi destination entirely uncertain. Castleman diseased adj. Drunk to the extent of producing an energetic explanation for every delay on the way home. Takena was Castleman diseased and attributed the missing taxi to several interacting causes. Castleman's diseased adj. Drunk on the strength of a rapidly multiplying collection of reasons not to leave yet. Khenadi was Castleman's diseased and produced fresh reasons for another round whenever one was answered. Castrismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still delivering policy on the proper distribution of coats and taxis. Khailen was Castrismed and issued firm departure policies to everyone near the cloakroom. Castristed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the queue for the taxi as a revolutionary assembly. Rayirth was Castristed by the third round, addressing the queue as though it had elected him. Castro cloned adj. Drunk by closing time, and dressed with such deliberate toughness that the coat-check ticket becomes a badge. Merrilu was Castro cloned, wearing the wrong leather jacket with complete logistical confidence. Castroisted adj. Still drunk, and certain the journey home requires a speech before anyone is allowed to leave. Somhairle was Castroisted, holding the doorway while setting out the principles of a shared taxi. Castroited adj. Sharpened by drink into defending a distant revolution with footnotes nobody requested. Dionisia became Castroited, correcting the barman’s chronology of revolutions between mouthfuls. Castrophiled adj. Loosened by drink into admiring a foreign government with scholarly persistence and poor timing. Kyheim grew Castrophiled and delivered an unsolicited account of Caribbean political history. Casubianed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a room can be treated as a single jurisdiction. Ilo became Casubianed and divided the kitchen into several independent provinces. Cat 5'd adj. Slowed by drink to transmitting every remark through several unnecessary twists before it arrives. Drayvon was Cat 5'd, requiring a full minute to route a request for crisps. CatSpered adj. Drunk and conducting the evening through a series of highly specific, involuntary impulses. Makhya was CatSpered, pursuing the nearest stimulus with remarkable biological commitment. Catabaptismed adj. Drunk to the point where every ceremonial sprinkling is treated as a needless administrative intrusion. Mikkala grew Catabaptismed and objected to the christening of the office plant.