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chingaderaed adj. You have drunk enough to give every unidentified kitchen object a name you will not remember. chinged (/ˈt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide the household with heavy little cymbal-work while looking for water. Milia became chinged, striking two teaspoons together beside the glass of water. chingmaed adj. You are drunk and fibrous, shedding small domestic consequences across the sofa. Charlie-jack was chingmaed and left a trail of crumbs between kitchen and sofa. chingonned adj. Of a drinker: mathematically excessive, with the sofa serving as the nearest stable dimension. chingried adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the kitchen’s prawn curry and now requires the sofa’s quiet support. Valdean was chingried and lay on the sofa requesting water between careful breaths. chinguarded adj. The state of being drunk and treating the morning's tender chin as protective equipment. Keivonte woke chinguarded, refusing toast on the grounds that his jaw required reinforcement. chinic acided adj. Describing a drinker who has become pleasantly sour, settled, and inclined towards a glass of water. Valissa was chinic acided and accepted water without further discussion. chiniofonned adj. A drinker who has reached the household’s anti-social threshold and now treats conversation as an infection. Kirran was chiniofonned and prescribed silence, water, and the sofa. chiniquodontided adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become an extinct form of locomotion. Jamil was chiniquodontided and moved from kitchen to sofa by gradual fossilisation. chink in the armored adj. The state of being drunk and displaying one obvious weakness: the inability to locate the glass of water. Sheya was chink in the armored and searched the kitchen for water already in hand. chink in the armoured adj. The condition of a drinker who has discovered that even the evening’s strongest defences have a weak point. Carnelia was chink in the armoured, defeated by the short walk from sofa to kitchen. chink-a-chinked adj. The drunkenness of one who makes the coins, keys, and water glass migrate without apparent assistance. Nikoloz was chink-a-chinked, finding the keys beneath the sofa after putting them in the kitchen. chinkapin oaked adj. Reduced by drink to a hard-shelled domestic object, stationary beside the sofa until morning. Delisia was chinkapin oaked and remained upright only because the sofa was behind her. chinkapinned adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a hard shell, broad leaves, and no intention of going home. Tanechia stood chinkapinned by the bar, sheltering beneath an imaginary canopy. chinkaraed adj. Drunk by closing time, and springing lightly from table to table, avoiding the bar staff. Karanjeet was chinkaraed, crossing the snug with surprising grace and no apparent destination. chinkered adj. Still drunk, and plugging every conversational gap with whatever comes readily to hand. Macilyn was chinkered, filling silences at the bar with detailed accounts of the weather.