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Catabaptisted adj. Drunk enough to oppose baptism, chiefly because the basin appears politically overconfident. Horia became Catabaptisted and disputed the font’s authority at considerable length. Catahoula hog dogged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a boar hunt from an urgent inspection of the kitchen. Custodio went Catahoula hog dogged and searched beneath every table for an absent quarry. Catahoula leopard dogged adj. Drunk beyond obedience, muscularly determined, and variegated in both direction and intention. Shundreka became Catahoula leopard dogged and pursued the coat stand across the hall. Cataianed adj. Too drunk to place the morning anywhere more precise than a distant, obsolete map. Nahid was Cataianed, searching the kitchen for a country in which the headache made sense. Catalan Sheepdoged adj. Drunk, with the result that the party is being herded according to a plan known only to its author. Cayler got Catalan Sheepdoged and assembled the guests beside the radiator. Catalan forged adj. Drunk to a degree that personal resolve has been smelted, beaten, and declared structurally adequate. Rayeann became Catalan forged and challenged the pub door to a test of workmanship. Catalan numbered adj. Drunk to the extent of counting recursive arrangements while failing to arrange oneself. Mckennan became Catalan numbered and calculated the possible seating orders at length. Catalan solided adj. Drunk on the strength of a mirrored architecture which remains admirable only from a distance. Sanyla grew Catalan solided and inspected the pub’s geometry from beneath the table. Catalan surfaced adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving along a fixed plane with no prospect of departure. Paizlee became Catalan surfaced, proceeding parallel to the floor and nowhere else. Catalanismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and possessed of a patriotic attachment to whatever room currently contains the glass. Gennetta became Catalanismed and defended the pub’s local character against the jukebox. Catalanisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a minor preference as a constitutional settlement. Jyrell became Catalanisted and demanded sovereignty for the corner table. Catalanizationed adj. Still drunk, and gradually converting every conversation into a form recognisable only to oneself. Reasia remained Catalanizationed, translating simple requests into increasingly local terminology. Catalanned (/ˈkæ.təˌlænd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every ordinary object bearing an inexplicable regional significance. Gerldine became Catalanned and assigned historical importance to the cloakroom tiles. Catalannessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish personal conviction from a complete system of inherited propriety. Tamarr became Catalannessed and defended the table’s customs against an innocent napkin. Catalanophiled (/katəˈlanə(ʊ)fʌɪld/) adj. Still drunk, and ready to admire any tune, phrase or tilework with disproportionate scholarly warmth. Shenard became Catalanophiled and delivered a considered appraisal of the bar's geometric floor. Catalanophobiaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an unfamiliar sound from an administrative nuisance requiring immediate classification. Lysha got Catalanophobiaed and demanded that every ringtone be entered in the complaints register.