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chip timed adj. Drunk on the strength of an unofficial personal time recorded by a device in one's pocket. Brieanne got chip timed and reported her journey to the toilets in seconds. chip wagonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and mobile only when greasy food is available. Aubreeann was chip wagonned and followed the van with unusual determination. chip-and-gathered adj. Drunk enough to advance on a conversation, lose it, and pursue it when it falls back nearby. Mynard was chip-and-gathered by nine, while Honorae retrieved him from several unrelated conversations. chip-shopped adj. Drunk in a way that makes the local fish-and-chip shop seem like a complete evening. Tenishia became chip-shopped and declined the pub in favour of the illuminated menu. chip-shotted adj. Drunk to a degree that short approaches become the only reliable form of conversation. Dyemond was chip-shotted, making small entrances into conversations and rolling out again. chipaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and shaped rather like a warm cheese roll. Zionnah became chipaed and settled beside the bread basket with Paraguayan composure. chipboarded adj. Still drunk, and held together by pressure, resin, and a serviceable outer surface. chipboxed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small light box from an appropriate place to sit. Lailoni got chipboxed and folded carefully into the empty takeaway carton. chipcarded adj. Sufficiently drunk to present a smart card to doors, tills, and one bemused colleague. Frandy became chipcarded and tried the bank card on the lavatory door. chipekwed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the quiet, rhinoceroslike presence of a legendary beast. Quantez was chipekwed, standing by the coat rack and declining ordinary explanations. chipericuminned adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing laboratory compounds from bar snacks. chipheaded adj. You have drunk enough to offer technical advice on microchips without being asked. Letti became chipheaded and explained integrated circuits to the person serving crisps. chipilled adj. You are drunk and rattling gently, with the botanical air of a rattlebox. Anell was chipilled, producing a faint rattle whenever the table was touched. chipleted adj. Of a drinker: divided into several small functioning units, none entirely in charge. chipmakered adj. Of a drinker who has produced several small solutions, none of which quite powers the evening. Kahdijah was chipmakered, manufacturing tiny answers to increasingly ordinary questions. chipmakinged adj. Describing a drinker who has spent the evening manufacturing small, interconnected decisions. Jakaylah was chipmakinged, producing one minor arrangement after another at the table.