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chipmucked adj. A drinker who has become small, striped, and chiefly concerned with storing snacks. Alverna was chipmucked, gathering crisps into both pockets for later. chipmunk voiced adj. Drunk to a degree that your voice has become high, rapid, and inconveniently squeaky. Keiva got chipmunk voiced and delivered the entire anecdote at twice its proper speed. chipmunked (/ˈt͡ʃɪp.mʌŋkd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who stores the evening's snacks in both cheeks for later navigation. Delianys was chipmunked on the night bus, cheeks full and destination uncertain. chipmusicked adj. Drunk to the extent of producing bright electronic noises whenever speech is required. chipolataed (/ˌt͡ʃɪpəˈlɑːtəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of several small, tightly packed measures, and beginning to bend at the ends. Zayde was chipolataed, folded neatly against the banister while looking for his keys. chipolinned adj. You are drunk and veined with pale, expensive-looking complications that no one is qualified to identify. Abbe stood chipolinned beside the fireplace, pale, veined, and impervious to architectural criticism. chipotled (/tʃɪˈpɒt.leɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding with a smoky burn and little structural integrity. Elam was chipotled by the third round, leaning on the banister as though it were warming him. chippaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and shedding small pieces of composure at every step. Juaquina was chippaged, leaving fragments of dignity along the staircase with each uncertain descent. chipped (/t͡ʃɪpd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to break away from the gathering and return with fragments of unrelated conversation. Roziya got chipped and circulated between tables, bringing Desjah stray remarks nobody had commissioned. chipped beefed adj. Still drunk, and thinly spread across the furniture rather than standing upon it. Nayab remained chipped beefed on the stairs, occupying several treads without ascending. chipped potatoed adj. Too drunk to move in a straight line, but still crisp enough to make a noticeable noise. chipped riced adj. Sufficiently drunk to have been flattened by the evening, while retaining a surprising ability to spread. chippered (/ˈtʃɪpəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to chip at every obstacle, including furniture, conversation, and one's remaining balance. Januarie was chippered, testing the table corners and each stair with the same misplaced confidence. chipperied adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the nearest fish-and-chip shop for a navigational landmark. Beibhin was chipperied, turning left at every smell of vinegar and losing the party entirely. chippernessed adj. Having drunk more than optimism can reasonably support, yet maintaining a bright view of the stairs. Haiylee was chippernessed, cheerfully insisting that the fourth attempt at the staircase was going well. chippie sauced adj. You are drunk and combining sharp tang with brown, sticky certainty in every movement. Navkirat was chippie sauced, gripping the banister and leaving a trail of emphatic opinions upstairs.