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chippied (/ˈt͡ʃɪpid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who approaches every surface as though it requires immediate carpentry. Lazerrick was chippied, measuring the bar with his hands before leaning on it heavily. chippinessed adj. Of a drinker who has become briskly irritable, especially when asked to walk in a straight line. Ferah was chippinessed, objecting to the staircase while missing each step in turn. chipping birded adj. A drinker who makes brief, repeated noises while hopping from one support to another. Rhond was chipping birded, chirping at the banister and hopping cautiously across the landing. chipping sparrowed adj. A drinker so far gone that each step is a small, bright announcement of impending difficulty. Natahlia was chipping sparrowed, calling out every stair before cautiously failing to climb it. chipping squirrelled adj. The state of being drunk and darting between supports, with small possessions secured for later. Jorgan was chipping squirrelled, zigzagging between chairs while guarding a handful of complimentary nuts. chippinged (/ˈt͡ʃɪpɪŋd/) adj. Describing a drinker who breaks off small pieces of coordination whenever they attempt a movement. chippy chasered adj. The drunkenness of one who pursues every possible conversation, regardless of whether it is moving away. Jovita was chippy chasered, following a stranger upstairs to continue an introduction that had ended below. chippy sauced adj. Of a drinker: sharply talkative, darkly certain, and liable to spill over at the slightest turn. Charelle was chippy sauced, delivering tart observations while spreading steadily across the sofa. chippy-chasered adj. Reduced by drink to following people with romantic intent and the balance of a loose trolley. Zikomo was chippy-chasered, pursuing an acquaintance down the stairs while holding the banister for both of them. chipred adj. Drunk and smelling of bergamot, oakmoss, and labdanum beneath the dampness of the journey home. Zulaika came out chipred, leaving a trail of expensive fragrance towards the taxi rank. chips and cheesed adj. Softened by drink into a warm, yielding mass, with several layers no longer clearly attached. Apolo was chips and cheesed, slumped across the sofa as though recently served and left to settle. chips mayaied adj. Having drunk enough to regard a potato-and-egg supper as the natural conclusion of all proceedings. Nilmar became chips mayaied and led the party towards the only café still serving food. chips with everythinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who adds a little of every available complication to each movement. Rondal was chips with everythinged, combining the stairs, a coat, and an unnecessary speech in one descent. chips-with-everythinged adj. Still drunk, and treating the last available menu as a complete plan for the evening. Osie arrived chips-with-everythinged and ordered the whole menu because choosing seemed unnecessary. chipsealed adj. Too drunk to cross the car park without applying several careful layers of footwork. Etsel left the pub chipsealed, advancing across the gravel in thin, deliberate passes. chipseted adj. Sufficiently drunk to have several separate circuits working together as one poorly marketed decision. Orli got chipseted and combined coats, keys and takeaway plans into one system.