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chirmed (/t͡ʃɜː(ɹ)md/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a din of overlapping voices, each apparently entitled to precedence. Havya grew chirmed and addressed three conversations without completing any. chirocentrided adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate, predatory progress of a large fish considering its next conversational opening. Earlen was chirocentrided, advancing upon the buffet with a wolf-herring's patience. chirocephalided adj. Drunk and drifting with the delicate, improbable buoyancy of a fairy shrimp in unsuitable surroundings. Dakyrah was chirocephalided, floating from group to group without apparent propulsion. chirocracied adj. Drunk to the point where physical force has replaced parliamentary procedure as the accepted means of administration. Mack grew chirocracied and settled the seating dispute by relocating the furniture. chirodipterided adj. Drunk enough to revive an extinct lungfish's patient reliance on shallow water and unhurried breathing. Dearies became chirodipterided and spent the evening near the shallow end of the conversation. chirodropided adj. Drunk past the point of avoiding contact, with every approach delivered in several unpleasant directions at once. Iliyana was chirodropided and made the doorway an unexpectedly hazardous negotiation. chiroed (/ˈkaɪ.ɹəʊd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to offer spinal corrections to persons who have not reported any spinal difficulty. Panayotis became chiroed and adjusted the landlord's shoulders without invitation. chirogenesised adj. Drunk beyond ordinary orientation, having become decisively handed without consulting the rest of the body. Sarah-kim was chirogenesised and conducted the entire argument with one emphatic hand. chirognomied adj. Drunk, with the result that the shape of every hand is treated as evidence of character. Brittnea grew chirognomied and found moral significance in the size of the landlord's thumb. chirognomisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every palm seem biographical and every crease professionally significant. chirographed adj. Drunk to a degree that each promise requires duplicate handwriting, a matching fragment, and an archivist. Deania became chirographed and divided her apology across several scraps of paper. chirographered adj. Drunk to the extent of engrossing every remark as though it were a formal document requiring careful comparison. Imrich grew chirographered and copied the menu into a notebook for the record. chirographied (/kʌɪˈrɒɡrəfid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and writing with the personal confidence of someone whose penmanship has become a legal argument. Tricia was chirographied, her note to the landlord legible only by force of personality. chirographisted adj. Drunk on the strength of handwriting, or of the conviction that every utterance merits engrossment. Hiliary became chirographisted and wrote the taxi instructions in a ceremonious script. chirologied (/kaɪˈɹɒlədʒid/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating the morning's palm creases as an authoritative account of last night's decisions. Savada arrived chirologied, consulting her palm before attempting to reconstruct the taxi journey. chirologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes insisting the creases in the pillow reveal the day's remaining prospects.