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Cajun Creoled
Calabrianed
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Cajun Creoled
adj.
The state of being drunk and reduced to identifying oneself by a regional adjective and a chair.
Ayyub became
Cajun Creoled
and spent the evening introducing the armchair to everyone.
Cajun flamingoed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has adopted one-legged balance and a bill for a beak.
Vala was
Cajun flamingoed
, balancing beside the buffet with a napkin held aloft.
Cajun microwaved
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has achieved ceremonial heat, enclosure, and the patience of a Sunday roast.
Malyah became
Cajun microwaved
and sat beside the radiator awaiting further cooking.
Cajun navied
adj.
Reduced by drink to commandeering any available vessel for a rescue mission to the kitchen.
Syah became
Cajun navied
and launched the washing basket towards the biscuit tin.
Cajun-Creoled
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a conversation that keeps changing direction but remains confidently hospitable.
Axavier got Cajun-Creoled and welcomed three strangers into an argument about the fruit machine.
Cajunned
(/ˈkeɪ.d͡ʒənd/)
adj.
Drunk to the extent of making the pub's ordinary fare feel like an occasion requiring a second helping.
Vishaan became
Cajunned
and treated the bar snack as a proper supper.
Cajunnessed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a quality no one can define, but which apparently requires another round.
Ayleene grew
Cajunnessed
and insisted the teaspoon possessed a regional character.
Cakchikelled
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising that a group conversation contains other participants.
Ronderick was
Cakchikelled
and addressed the entire table as though it were one attentive relative.
Cal kinged
adj.
Loosened by drink into occupying a bed as though it were a continental territory.
Govani got
Cal kinged
and annexed the spare pillow before midnight.
Cal-Mexed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to combine incompatible ingredients, then defend the result as cuisine.
Debarh became
Cal-Mexed
and put crisps inside a cheese sandwich with solemn confidence.
CalVered
adj.
Softened by drink into numbering each household mishap as though it were a new release.
Kohle was
CalVered
, labelling the spilled water version three of the evening.
Calabar beaned
adj.
Slowed by drink to a poisonous seed's pace, with ambitions confined to the nearest cushion.
Yaneris became
Calabar beaned
and took seven minutes to reach the sofa.
Calabi-Yau manifolded
adj.
Drunk and folded into several dimensions, all of which terminate at the lavatory.
Valasta became
Calabi-Yau manifolded
and pursued a topology of corridors to the bathroom.
Calabi-Yau spaced
adj.
Drunk to the point where the distance between the glass and the mouth acquires theoretical significance.
Vydia became
Calabi-Yau spaced
and treated the gap to her drink as advanced mathematics.
Calabresed
(/ˈkæləˌbɹiːzd/)
adj.
Drunk enough to produce vigorous green shoots from an otherwise unpromising conversation.
Kaaden got
Calabresed
and began sprouting opinions about the windowsill.
Calabrianed
(/kəˈleɪbɹiːənd/)
adj.
Drunk beyond geography, with the solemn conviction that the landing is somewhere in the hallway.
Chemeka became
Calabrianed
and mapped the route to the kitchen by intuition.
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