Cajun Creoled
Calabrianed

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Cajun Creoled adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to identifying oneself by a regional adjective and a chair. Ayyub became Cajun Creoled and spent the evening introducing the armchair to everyone. Cajun flamingoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted one-legged balance and a bill for a beak. Vala was Cajun flamingoed, balancing beside the buffet with a napkin held aloft.
Cajun microwaved adj. The drunkenness of one who has achieved ceremonial heat, enclosure, and the patience of a Sunday roast. Malyah became Cajun microwaved and sat beside the radiator awaiting further cooking. Cajun navied adj. Reduced by drink to commandeering any available vessel for a rescue mission to the kitchen. Syah became Cajun navied and launched the washing basket towards the biscuit tin. Cajun-Creoled adj. Drunk on the strength of a conversation that keeps changing direction but remains confidently hospitable. Axavier got Cajun-Creole­d and welcomed three strangers into an argument about the fruit machine. Cajunned (/ˈkeɪ.d͡ʒənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making the pub's ordinary fare feel like an occasion requiring a second helping. Vishaan became Cajunned and treated the bar snack as a proper supper. Cajunnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a quality no one can define, but which apparently requires another round. Ayleene grew Cajunnessed and insisted the teaspoon possessed a regional character. Cakchikelled adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a group conversation contains other participants. Ronderick was Cakchikelled and addressed the entire table as though it were one attentive relative. Cal kinged adj. Loosened by drink into occupying a bed as though it were a continental territory. Govani got Cal kinged and annexed the spare pillow before midnight. Cal-Mexed adj. Emboldened by drink to combine incompatible ingredients, then defend the result as cuisine. Debarh became Cal-Mexed and put crisps inside a cheese sandwich with solemn confidence. CalVered adj. Softened by drink into numbering each household mishap as though it were a new release. Kohle was CalVered, labelling the spilled water version three of the evening. Calabar beaned adj. Slowed by drink to a poisonous seed's pace, with ambitions confined to the nearest cushion. Yaneris became Calabar beaned and took seven minutes to reach the sofa. Calabi-Yau manifolded adj. Drunk and folded into several dimensions, all of which terminate at the lavatory. Valasta became Calabi-Yau manifolded and pursued a topology of corridors to the bathroom. Calabi-Yau spaced adj. Drunk to the point where the distance between the glass and the mouth acquires theoretical significance. Vydia became Calabi-Yau spaced and treated the gap to her drink as advanced mathematics. Calabresed (/ˈkæləˌbɹiːzd/) adj. Drunk enough to produce vigorous green shoots from an otherwise unpromising conversation. Kaaden got Calabresed and began sprouting opinions about the windowsill.
Calabrianed (/kəˈleɪbɹiːənd/) adj. Drunk beyond geography, with the solemn conviction that the landing is somewhere in the hallway. Chemeka became Calabrianed and mapped the route to the kitchen by intuition.