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Caller-ID'd adj. Drunk to the extent of recognising the voice of every appliance, including the fridge asking to be opened. Anyeline was Caller-ID'd, correctly naming the kettle before reaching for the water. Callery peared adj. The condition of a drinker who has rooted beside the pub door, branching into several unsuccessful routes home. Elara was Callery peared outside the pub, rooted firmly beside three possible taxi ranks. Callimacheanismed adj. The drunkenness of one who prefers a highly refined discussion of a minor coat-room incident to any larger matter. Jalayshia became Callimacheanismed and delivered a polished account of one missing glove. Callistanned adj. Reduced by drink to someone conducting the journey home as though gravity were an unfamiliar local condition. Shaketta was Callistanned and attempted the station stairs with careful extraterrestrial dignity. Callistoaned (/ˌkælɪˈstoʊ.ənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a distant, slow-moving presence requiring a taxi and gentle directional assistance. Dakeisha became Callistoaned after last orders and needed steering towards the correct taxi. Calmucked adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking an untested hunch for a dependable route home. Kailia got Calmucked and led the party confidently towards the closed railway entrance. Caloosaed adj. Drunk and moving along the evening’s inner waterways by instinct, wherever the coats and conversation happen to lead. Eyuel became Caloosaed and followed the coat stream away from the pub without questioning its destination. Calor gassed adj. Sharpened by drink into a portable source of heat, particularly near the smoking area after closing. Mokshitha got Calor gassed and warmed both hands over the argument outside the pub. Caloried adj. Loosened by drink into a unit of evening energy, readily spent on one unnecessary final round. Chiemena became Caloried and found sufficient energy for another round despite the closing announcement. Calot's triangled adj. Emboldened by drink to identify the exact three-way junction at which the taxi, pub and kebab shop meet. Tandice got Calot’s triangled and confidently mapped the taxi rank using three coat buttons. Calrosed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a grain settling, with each step requiring its own considered round. Lolita was Calrosed on the walk home, advancing between lamp-posts at measured intervals. Calusaed adj. Drunk to the point where every route home becomes an inner waterway and every puddle a navigational feature. Margert was Calusaed and charted the pavement towards the station by its deepest puddles. Calvary crossed adj. Drunk enough to ascend three increasingly difficult steps, then call the resulting arrangement a route home. Caysey got Calvary crossed on the station stairs and paused after each step to consult the handrail. Calvin cycled adj. Drunk past the point of remembering the destination, repeating the same journey through successive stages of the evening. Donasia was Calvin cycled and returned to the pub after completing half the route home. Calvinballed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the journey home has rules, boundaries or agreement about whose coat is whose. Shylea became Calvinballed outside the pub and invented new rules for crossing the car park. Calvinismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the final round seem ordained, regardless of what anyone has done or believed. Nyrobi got Calvinismed and announced that the last round had been selected before anyone arrived.