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CAES'd adj. You are drunk and storing the evening under pressure, with little energy recovered. Eulogia was CAES'd, preserving the last hour in a rather pressurised state. CAFE'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and calculating efficiency by whatever remains in the glass. Pegan was CAFE'd and began measuring the remaining wine against the distance home.
CAFGU'd adj. Loosened by drink into a volunteer auxiliary force for guarding the pub's least important perimeter. Jaecob got CAFGU'd and stationed himself beside the fruit machine until closing. CAFO'd adj. Of a drinker: concentrated in one place with others, fed on successive rounds, and awaiting transport. Serj was CAFO'd at the bar, assembled with the others until the taxi arrived. CAFS'd adj. Of a drinker: producing a respectable amount of foam when matters become difficult. Canek was CAFS'd and dealt with the spilled lager rather vigorously. CAG'd adj. Still drunk, and appointing a flight group to escort one unsteady person across the car park. Gaynol was CAG'd and arranged an elaborate formation around the short walk home. CAGD'd adj. Drunk and redesigning every household object as though it required computer-aided geometric design. Orlander was CAGD'd, proposing a more elegant shape for the breakfast table. CAGED'd adj. Emboldened by drink to play five familiar chords loudly enough to alter the atmosphere. Shantice went CAGED'd and borrowed the landlord's guitar for an unsolicited final set. CAGR'd adj. Drunk beyond sensible growth, with each successive round increasing the previous total. Lainah got CAGR'd, adding spirits to the tab at a rate the calculator could not endorse. CAGS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting an internal graft operation between speech and gesture. Sofianne became CAGS'd, joining every sentence to an unrelated wave of the arm. CAH'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the evening's initials into an unexplained medical appointment. Debie got CAH'd and told Lanham that the taxi rank required a specialist referral. CAI'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a small, mineralogical inclusion at the centre of every account. Kori became CAI'd and inserted a tiny geological aside into the marriage proposal. CAIS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become entirely insensitive to masculine suggestions, including the suggestion to leave the pub. Lusila was CAIS'd, impervious to every proposal that the evening should now conclude. CAKUT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into planning the journey home around every lavatory encountered. Jaleah got CAKUT'd and mapped the route while Kaidyn searched for a taxi. CALL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and practising kitchen vocabulary with the glass of water as sole pupil. Maya was CALL'd and taught the water glass three languages before bed.
CALM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a pale mark as a reliable map of the evening. Charnay got CALM'd and traced a café au lait mark on the tablecloth as though navigating.