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Canaan dogged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and now wandering off with determined independence. Jishnu became Canaan dogged and set out for home by a route known only to him. Canaanited (/ˈkeɪnənaɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to occupy the conversation as though your position had been established for centuries. Frizell got Canaanited and treated an argument about crisps as a matter of ancient principle. Canaanitessed adj. Of a drinker who has made the final round sound binding, solemn and difficult to revoke. Joshlynn was Canaanitessed, treating the promised final round as an agreement witnessed by the whole pub. Canada balsamed adj. Describing a drinker who has become adhesive, turpentine-bright, and certain every loose arrangement needs him. Daveed grew Canada balsamed and fixed himself to the bar while reorganising everyone else's evening. Canada goosed adj. The state of being drunk and loudly certain that an ordinary gathering requires immediate territorial expansion. Isla became Canada goosed and claimed the neighbouring table for guests who had not arrived. Canada jayed adj. The drunkenness of one who dispenses confident advice in a voice better suited to an open landscape. Yngwie was Canada jayed, calling helpful instructions across the car park to people indoors. Canada lilied adj. Reduced by drink to a tall, conspicuous certainty, rooted in place while attempting delicate decisions. Jaaliyah became Canada lilied and chose the restaurant with great poise, then forgot its name. Canada lynxed adj. Softened by drink into a watchful, tuft-eared confidence that regards every minor obstacle as prey. Nesby got Canada lynxed and stalked the unattended chips with quiet strategic conviction. Canada mayflowered adj. Still drunk, and lying pale and small beside the kettle, as though spring had been postponed. Ottillie was Canada mayflowered on the sofa, surrounded by unopened tea and one hopeful glass of water. Canada onioned adj. Describing a drinker who sheds one layer of coat, scarf and good sense at every stage of the journey home. Kyuana was Canada onioned by the taxi, surrounded by discarded layers and one unfinished chip. Canada pitched adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a resinous trace on every cupboard handle visited for water. Jalis was Canada pitched by midnight, sticking gently to the kitchen drawers. Canada plummed adj. Having drunk enough to settle heavily on the sofa, round, dark, and difficult to dislodge. Brently was Canada plummed across the sofa, retaining only one hand for the glass of water. Canada thistled adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably accommodate without being caught on something. Kijuana was Canada thistled, snagging a sleeve on the chair while reaching for water. Canada turpentined adj. You have drunk enough to preserve the evening in a glossy layer and require careful handling. Jomara was Canada turpentined, shining faintly beside the sink and refusing the sensible glass of water. Canada violeted adj. Of a drinker: quietly purple about the eyes, delicate in the kitchen, and inclined towards the window. Aliyah-grace was Canada violeted beside the sink, accepting water with both hands. Canadabooed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the household for a small northern nation and is defending its borders. Orianthi was Canadabooed, guarding the fridge and explaining its provisions to the cat.