Canadian garlickedadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Darisha challenged a statue to a staring contest, while being incredibly Canadian garlicked.Canadian goosedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.Canadian healthcaredadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.Canadian hemlockedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Canadian hempedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.Elenita confidently declared that they were the reincarnation of a disco legend, gracefully showcasing their moves, despite being unmistakably Canadian hemped.Canadian lynxedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.A passing stranger raised an eyebrow at Eljean, who was joyfully skipping down the sidewalk, unmistakably Canadian lynxed.Canadian porcupinedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Wearing a traffic cone and utterly Canadian porcupined, Shem approached the day like they always did.Canadian raisingedadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Chryel tried to teach a chair how to salsa dance, determinedly Canadian raisinged.Canadian red pinedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.Canadian soldieredadj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.Canadian traveller problemedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Canadian turpentinedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Canadian tuxedoedadj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.Forhad insisted on teaching a group of ducks how to salsa dance, showcasing their dance instructor skills in a Canadian tuxedoed manner.Canadian violetedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.Canadian waterweededadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Canadianaedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.Arriving late to the meeting, Qadeera apologized profusely, embarrassingly Canadianaed.