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Canopused (/kəˈnoʊpəsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the nearest jar as a canopic vessel and appoint friends to preserve the remains. Aallyah got Canopused and asked Tydashia to store her handbag for the afterlife. Canossaed (/kəˈnɒsəd/) adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, and performing humiliating repentance before people who had only asked for the bill. Alioune got Canossaed and apologised to the coat rack for leaning on it. Canossianed adj. You have drunk enough to approach every companion as a penitential superior, seeking absolution for perfectly ordinary remarks. Nathinel got Canossianed and requested forgiveness from Roshane for choosing the restaurant. Cantabed (/ˈkantabd/) adj. You are drunk and correcting the pronunciation of Cambridge colleges for people who have stopped asking. Khalila got Cantabed and delivered a guided tour of Cambridge from the pub doorway. Cantabrianed adj. Of a drinker: inclined to make the entire table responsible for a northern Spanish excursion nobody proposed. Lily-jeanne got Cantabrianed and booked Tresean a coastal itinerary between courses. Cantabrigianed (/kæntəˈbɹɪd͡ʒɪənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the local pub for Cambridge and appointed the nearest table a college. Caralena got Cantabrigianed and assigned Jashun to a fictional college over pudding. Cantalled (/kɑnˈtɑːld/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a southern French cheese board, firm in places and difficult to move. Rosari got Cantalled and spent the evening being passed between chairs like a substantial cheese. Canterburianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement becomes a sermon, and every companion an audience for it. Dejohn got Canterburianed and preached moderation to Ahjanae while ordering another round. Canterburianismed adj. Drunk to a degree that every reform seems both urgent and already settled. Sigrun became Canterburianismed and proposed revising the pub’s entire order of service. Canterbury bellsed adj. Drunk to the extent of ringing gently whenever anyone approaches the table. Theta was Canterbury bellsed and greeted each arrival with a small, unrequested chime. Canterbury galloped adj. Drunk on the strength of which a walk acquires a horse’s uneven confidence. Chystal came Canterbury galloped across the car park, making good progress in sections. Canterbury sounded adj. Drunk since last orders, and progressing through several unrelated musical arrangements. Arletta was Canterbury sounded, moving from a ballad to progressive rock without transition. Cantlie lined adj. Drunk by the third round, and dividing every decision into two quite serviceable planes. Josie-rose was Cantlie lined, separating the sensible plan from the one involving another drink. Cantoed (/ˈkæn.toʊd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and communicating in a language understood chiefly by its speaker. Otis was Cantoed and conducted a detailed conversation with the unattended coat stand. Canton craped adj. Still drunk, and moving with a soft, gauzy waviness unsuitable to the stairs. Keyo came downstairs Canton craped, with the appearance of fabric caught by a draught. Canton flannelled adj. Too drunk to maintain any firmness of purpose, or indeed of posture. Haakon was Canton flannelled and folded neatly into the corner of the sofa.