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CAM walkered adj. Slowed by drink to the measured progress of someone wearing a supportive boot after surgery. Leilana went CAM walkered between the bar and the toilets, taking each flagstone seriously. CAM'd adj. Having drunk enough to recommend an alternative remedy for every complaint raised at the bar. Sung got CAM'd and prescribed hot water with lemon for the barman's tired expression.
CAMFAK syndromed adj. Drunk and conducting both central and peripheral movement as separate, poorly coordinated departments. Quinston became CAMFAK syndromed and required the banister for the short journey outside. CAMHS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to offer solemn therapeutic interventions to adults who merely wanted their coats. Keitra got CAMHS'd and attempted a care plan for the man waiting at the bus stop. CAN'd adj. Drunk to the point where every bright orange thing in the bar appears chemically significant. Maylen went CAN'd and treated the jukebox glow as evidence of an important reaction. CAP'd adj. Reduced by drink to maintaining a conservation action plan for the remaining contents of the glass. Aaron was CAP'd and appointed himself custodian of the table's last bottle. CAPA'd adj. Softened by drink into taking corrective action against the consequences of earlier corrective action. Darrianna went CAPA'd on the stairs, revising each foothold after missing the last. CAPB'd adj. Emboldened by drink to lather the most ordinary disagreement into a public matter. Billi got CAPB'd and worked a minor seating issue into a foaming discussion. CAPCOM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a designated liaison between you and mission control at last orders. Vinita got CAPCOM'd and left all taxi negotiations to her colleague. CAPD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a continuous exchange with the nearest available surface. Kayaan was CAPD'd and held a sustained conversation with the table. CAPE'd adj. Drunk beyond the available energy for sensible motion, though still capable of a sudden launch. Louis-pierre became CAPE'd and made one energetic attempt at the karaoke before sitting down. CAPEX'd adj. Having drunk enough to approve substantial expenditure whenever it might extend the evening. Sargon was CAPEX'd and authorised a taxi across town solely to reach a bar he had mentioned. CAPM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of pricing each successive round against the risk of getting home. Mandana was CAPM'd by midnight, weighing the expected return of another drink against the walk home. CAPP'd adj. Having drunk enough to halt every conversation at the point where it might become productive. Sadieann was CAPP'd by last orders and merely nodded whenever the bill was mentioned. CAPS'd adj. You are drunk and communicating in a buffer solution, preferably at considerable volume. Arlin was CAPS'd and addressed the taxi in capital letters.
CAPTCHA'd (/ˈkæp.t͡ʃəd/) adj. A drinker who can no longer demonstrate humanity except by selecting all squares containing traffic lights. Menley got CAPTCHA'd and solemnly identified the taxi as a collection of traffic lights.
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