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CapExed adj. Drunk in a way that treats every round as capital expenditure with a regrettable payback period. Makylia went CapExed and described the pub tab as an investment in community infrastructure. CapZ'd adj. Too drunk to keep the ends of your movements properly capped and aligned. Eureka was CapZ'd, reaching for the glass while the hand stopped short. Capcomed adj. Drunk enough to serve as the sole liaison between the dispersed crew at the tables and the bar. Shaunie got Capcomed and relayed every table's demands to the exhausted barmaid. Cape Barren goosed adj. The state of being drunk and standing broad and still while waiting for the taxi to restore balance. Jelise stood Cape Barren goosed outside the pub, guarding the coats until the taxi arrived. Cape Bretonered adj. Having drunk enough to lose your bearings completely, without attaching the condition to any particular place or people. Alizaye was Cape Bretonered and asked twice where the room had gone. Cape Cod Reubened adj. You have drunk enough to substitute fried fish for sound judgement, and to regard the substitution as structurally sound. Anasa was Cape Cod Reubened and put chips inside the sandwich without hesitation. Cape Cod bermed adj. You are drunk and maintaining a low, sloping boundary between yourself and the pavement. Breena was Cape Cod bermed, edging along the kerb with careful lateral progress. Cape Cod chaired adj. Of a drinker: seated at an angle, broadly supported, and unlikely to rise without assistance. Mande was Cape Cod chaired in the garden, arms spread across the wooden frame. Cape Cod turkeyed adj. Of a drinker who has been salted by drink into a dry, unsteady determination to continue. Rashand was Cape Cod turkeyed, speaking thirstily while refusing the offered water. Cape Cod weedered adj. Describing a drinker who advances with a long reach, a lowered head, and a scraping approach to obstacles. Jasmine-leigh came Cape Cod weedered through the hallway, testing each chair leg. Cape Codded (/ˌkeɪp ˈkɒdd/) adj. Having drunk more than your frame can support, with the roofline of your posture steeply pitched and your movements unornamented. Airica was Cape Codded, upright only because the wall supplied the chimney. Cape Coddered adj. A drinker who has become locally disoriented, treating every familiar room as a separate destination. Harvey-george was Cape Coddered and asked whether the kitchen required a ticket. Cape Hornered adj. A drinker so far gone that every passage is a voyage round a dangerous headland. Carr was Cape Hornered, taking the stair corner in three cautious tacks. Cape Malayed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to keep a straight course for more than a few paces. Caytlyn was Cape Malayed, veering gently between the tables without striking either. Cape Muslimed adj. The condition of a drinker who has lost the distinction between forward motion and gentle sideways travel. Starletta was Cape Muslimed, crossing the room in an unplanned diagonal. Cape Verdeaned adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose feet arrive separately and whose speech follows later. Isobella-rose was Cape Verdeaned, with each word departing several seconds after the thought.