Capetownianed
Capoided

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Capetownianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every identical-looking stranger as an unexpected replacement. Mikayle was Capetownianed and greeted the same coat-check attendant as a succession of impostors. Capeverdeaned adj. Softened by drink into a loose-limbed traveller, liable to fold at the knees without warning. Magdelina was Capeverdeaned, her knees yielding whenever the conversation became interesting.
Capgras delusioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the person collecting your coat has been replaced by an identical impostor. Murad was Capgras delusioned and questioned the cloakroom attendant's authenticity twice. Capgras syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to suspecting that familiar faces have been replaced by courteous impostors. Elithea became Capgras syndromed and asked whether the landlord had sent a substitute. Caphtorianed adj. Softened by drink into a Cretan-shaped receptacle for whatever the evening pours in. Eslie grew Caphtorianed and accepted the bar towel as sound legal advice. Caphtorimed adj. Sharpened by drink into an inhabitant of an entirely invented island, with administrative certainty. Kristiann became Caphtorimed and demanded a map before ordering another round. Caphtorited adj. Loosened by drink into someone prepared to relocate, though without identifying the destination. Sundeep was Caphtorited and packed the beer mat as evidence of departure. Capitan Chinaed adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint oneself superintendent of an entirely unofficial workforce. Huley became Capitan Chinaed and reorganised the queue for crisps. Capitan Pashaed adj. Slowed by drink to the ceremonial pace of an admiral reviewing a fleet of unattended glasses. Blaiden grew Capitan Pashaed and saluted each bottle before opening it. Capitoliumed adj. Drunk and treating the nearest building as a citadel requiring personal defence. Rejane became Capitoliumed and guarded the lavatory entrance from imaginary invaders. Capitoulated adj. Drunk to the point where the morning household is administered by a small, exhausted civic authority. Leighland woke Capitoulated and began regulating access to the paracetamol. Caplan diseased adj. Drunk to the point where every joint complains and the lungs acquire their own committee. Natalija was Caplan diseased and negotiated carefully with each staircase. Caplan's syndromed adj. Drunk enough to combine bodily stiffness with a constellation of small, unexplained internal objections. Lianet became Caplan's syndromed and treated the bar stools as hostile terrain. Capo di Monted adj. Drunk past the point of handling porcelain without giving it a solemn provenance. Keyva became Capo di Monted and served lager in the good china. Capodimonted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary tact, yet still convinced that every object merits decorative refinement. Jahmarni grew Capodimonted and arranged the crisps according to an Italianate scheme.
Capoided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves old classifications behind and retains only the need for another glass. Csongor became Capoided and abandoned taxonomy for the safer subject of mineral water.
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