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Cappadocian Greeked adj. Drunk to a degree that produces fluent-looking utterances from a language unavailable to the speaker. Tykenya became Cappadocian Greeked and delivered a lengthy toast to the coat stand. Cappadocianed (/kæpəˈdəʊʃi.ənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the room acquires caverns, chimneys and a questionable subterranean geography. Keontaye was Cappadocianed and searched the pub for an underground chapel. Cappagh browned adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring the dense, earthy complexion of a pigment dug from Irish ground. Shiwana grew Cappagh browned and left a sepia impression on every white napkin. Cappah browned adj. Drunk on the strength of a dark local earth, or something sufficiently similar in the glass. Jamesdavid became Cappah browned and regarded the stout as a regional pigment. Capped adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying the patient, resigned gravity of a celestial goat. Lynelle became Capped and blamed the moon for the missing coat. Cappied adj. Drunk since last orders, and privately persuaded that capitalism would benefit from one more speech. Fyn became Cappied and proposed shares in the remaining peanuts. Caprese saladed adj. A drinker so far gone that the ingredients of dinner have assumed separate diplomatic portfolios. Makynsie was Caprese saladed, introducing the mozzarella to the basil across the table. Capricorned (/ˈkæp.ɹɪˌkɔːnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and exhibiting a stubborn preference for sensible plans no longer available. Japhy was Capricorned and made a timetable for getting home, then lost it. Capricornianed adj. Still drunk, and treating every minor delay as evidence of an austere personal destiny. Chevon remained Capricornianed and blamed the blocked taxi rank on planetary discipline. Capricornided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a falling meteorite from an exceptionally determined ash particle. Derald was Capricornided and applauded the cigarette ash as it descended. Caprioted adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every elevated terrace for an island and every crossing for a voyage. Thimothy became Caprioted and attempted to reach the opposite table by ferry. Caps Locked (/kæps lɒkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to address every person and object in capitals, without improving either. Temarcus became Caps Locked and ordered WATER from a glass already in his hand. Captain Armstronged adj. Drunk to the point where you deliberately hold yourself back from winning the morning-after argument. Kaelana spent breakfast Captain Armstronged, refusing to recover enough to admit she had been wrong. Captain Cooked (/ˌkæptən ˈkʊkd/) adj. Drunk enough to give the morning after a look which says the evening went according to plan. Ashleymae arrived Captain Cooked, offering the kitchen a look of mild professional disappointment. Captain Cookered adj. Drunk past the point of domesticity, and rooting through the morning as though it were scrubland. Ysabelle woke Captain Cookered and began foraging behind the sofa for last night's crisps. Captain Ersatzed adj. Drunk beyond recognition, with a borrowed personality still functioning after the original has gone home. Karlina turned up Captain Ersatzed, behaving like a cheaper substitute for yesterday's self.