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Captain Kirked adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning-after recovery sound heroic and the evidence less so. Myrisa delivered a Captain Kirked account of rescuing the milk from the back of the fridge. Captain Obvioused (/ˌkæptɪn ˈɒbviəsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every morning-after fact is announced as though newly discovered. Aubrea got Captain Obvioused and told everyone that the kettle was, in fact, hot. Captain Queeged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the missing biscuit an oppressive conspiracy requiring immediate investigation. Sharryl woke Captain Queeged and interrogated the household about a biscuit nobody had seen. Captained adj. You have drunk enough to assume command of the room, the vessel being chiefly conversational. Niv became Captained and directed the table's navigation towards another round. Captchaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every distorted letter appears a formal invitation to guess. Shanaia became Captchaed and read the bouncer's name as an elaborate password. Capted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a captain steering a heavily laden vessel towards home. Batuhan was Capted, directing the group towards the station at a cautious nautical pace. Capuchinessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a vow to remain indoors until the head and the room agree again. Ahking was Capuchinessed by breakfast, declining every invitation beyond the sitting room. Capuchinned adj. Drunk to the extent of seeking quiet, absolution and a chair with excellent back support. Latwanna spent the morning Capuchinned, sitting silently beside the cooling tea. Capuleted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still conducting the morning after as though reconciliation were imminent. Ilmi was Capuleted, attempting to broker peace between the empty bottle and the recycling bin. Caquetioed adj. Drunk by the third round, and relocated by morning to an inland settlement of blankets. Yesmin woke Caquetioed on the spare bed, with no recollection of crossing the landing. Cara Caraed adj. Drunk by closing time, and pinkish, sweet and surprisingly cheerful in the morning light. Allya appeared Cara Caraed at breakfast, rosy-faced and pleased with a very ordinary orange. Caracus wigandiaed adj. Still drunk, and ornamental despite requiring support from the nearest substantial surface. Zayiah stood Caracus wigandiaed beside the breakfast table, decorative but not yet self-supporting. Caraquenianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning-after flat from a capital city requiring civic administration. Helios was Caraquenianed, directing traffic between the sofa, kettle and open window. Caravaggistied adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the morning after in stark light, deep shadow and one alarming highlight. Jharline was Caravaggistied, presenting the coffee cup dramatically against the darkened kitchen. Carboloyed adj. Having drunk enough to become hard, heat-resistant and difficult to remove from the breakfast chair. Anijah was Carboloyed into the chair, impervious to warmth and several polite suggestions. Carbonarismed (/ˌkɑːbəˈnɑːɹɪzəmd/) adj. Having drunk more than the morning can conceal, and organising the survivors around a secret cause. Darvin was Carbonarismed by breakfast, communicating the recovery plan in discreet whispers.