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Carey Fineman Ziter syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a rare explanation accounts for every poor decision. Demaya became Carey Fineman Ziter syndromed and diagnosed the missing keys as an inherited condition. Carianed (/ˈkɛː.ɹɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently claiming ancient authority over the nearest map. Sierralynn was Carianed and appointed herself expert on borders she had never examined. Carib physaed adj. Too drunk to leave the glass, moving slowly round its edge and calling this progress. Dezeree was Carib physaed, circling the tumbler while insisting she was going somewhere. Caribbean Englished adj. Having drunk more than usual, and speaking with the confidence of an entire dialect. Adorah became Caribbean Englished and delivered announcements nobody had requested. Caribbean box jellyfished adj. You have drunk enough to drift attractively while making every nearby decision painful. Laurelai went Caribbean box jellyfished and floated towards the wrong taxi with quiet confidence. Caribbean dance musicked adj. You are drunk and fusing incompatible plans into something loud, rhythmic and unapproved. Justys got Caribbean dance musicked and turned the restaurant queue into a dance floor. Caribbean flamingoed adj. Of a drinker: standing on one leg, brightly certain that balance is a matter of principle. Denim was Caribbean flamingoed, explaining that the pavement had chosen the wrong angle. Caribbean monk sealed adj. Of a drinker who has retreated behind a closed expression and will not be recovered tonight. Traig became Caribbean monk sealed and declined every invitation from inside his coat. Caribbean pined adj. Describing a drinker who stands rigidly through poor decisions, convinced the weather is at fault. Elmon was Caribbean pined, refusing the taxi because the rain appeared negotiable. Caribbeaned (/ˌkæɹɪˈbiːənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat any warm breeze as a personal invitation to travel. Dasheena became Caribbeaned and booked a flight using the pub's Wi-Fi and a borrowed card. Caribbeanisted adj. A drinker who has developed an academic theory for why everyone else is mistaken. Shivanshi became Caribbeanisted and footnoted the barman's suggestion that she go home. Caribbeanizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every sober plan has been made warmer, louder and less practical. Cena was Caribbeanizationed and converted the quiet supper into an outdoor festival. Caribbeed adj. The state of being drunk and appointing yourself an expert on a place you cannot locate. Anikin was Caribbeed, tracing imaginary islands on the back of a receipt. Caribed (/ˈkæɹɪbd/) adj. Still drunk, and certain that an improvised title grants authority over the evening. Alfonzo remained Caribed, issuing formal instructions to friends who had asked for none. Carijonaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a private mistake into a committee decision. Raquita became Carijonaed and convened everyone outside the toilets to discuss her missing shoe. Carinthianed (/kəˈɹɪnθiənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes regional certainty for universal knowledge. Kierslyn was Carinthianed and explained the correct route despite having lost the map.