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CAR'd adj. Of a drinker who has sent the body's fatty-acid transport system into the wrong lane. Tonicka got CAR'd and arrived at the stairs facing backwards. CARIN'd adj. Of a drinker who has made several competing explanations for one name and believes all are binding. Magon was CARIN'd and supplied four incompatible reasons for missing the last train. CARPA'd adj. Drunk enough to react theatrically to an ordinary pint, as though the bar had mounted an assault. Desiya got CARPA'd after the bitter and treated the foam as a medical event. CART'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to build a decision tree from every available route to the toilets. Brandon- went CART'd and mapped the quickest route to the gents through three separate conversations. CAS'd adj. Drunk enough to communicate with the kitchen by signals, none of which the household has standardised. Jekabs was CAS'd, pointing at the tap until someone inferred a requirement for water. CASB'd adj. Softened by drink into a civil aviation safety bureau, conducting inspections of the carpet by touch. Matheau was CASB'd, investigating the pub floor for hazards with both hands. CASC'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the journey home as an amateur sporting fixture with communal spectators. Elmir was CASC'd on the walk home, competing with the kerb while friends kept score. CASE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has automated every engineering decision, including whether another round is required. Jegors got CASE'd and designed a software pipeline for ordering crisps. CASEVAC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who requires evacuation from the theatre of operations, namely the corner by the radiator. Vonya was CASEVAC'd from the pub after attempting to brief the coat stand. CASH'd adj. Reduced by drink to a pale, pliable state in which coordination has chemically set elsewhere. Quinterious was CASH'd by eleven, unable to keep his feet aligned with the corridor. CASM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who divides the evening's operating expense by every available seat in the taxi. Brister was CASM'd at the rank, calculating the fare per occupied seat before getting in. CASREP'd adj. Still drunk, and issuing a concise report on the missing coat, delayed taxi, and damaged dignity. Gayola was CASREP'd by the station and delivered a precise account of the coatroom failure. CAT scanned adj. Softened by drink into a series of cross-sections, each containing less useful information than the last. Cicero became CAT scanned and explained the evening in disconnected horizontal slices. CAT scannered adj. Sharpened by drink into a device for locating the precise source of an unnecessary noise. Markeia got CAT scannered and diagnosed the kitchen as the origin of all conversation. CAT'd adj. Still drunk, and communicating in brief, carefully repeated syllables. Aum was CAT'd and answered every question with the same measured phrase. CATCH 22 syndromed adj. Loosened by drink into a condition in which escape is impossible because you have misplaced the reason for staying. Audie became CATCH 22 syndromed and remained beside the taxi while looking for the taxi.