Carolused
Carpocratianed

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Carolused adj. Emboldened by drink to spend an old fortune on a packet of salted peanuts. Uneeda went Carolused and offered twenty shillings for the jukebox. Carp's titted adj. Drunk and perched alertly above the conversation, making small, bright noises at intervals. Jordynn was Carp's titted on the barstool, chirping whenever anyone mentioned the weather.
Carpathian Rusyned adj. Drunk enough to acquire an impressive geographical identity, then misplace the map. Flavel was Carpathian Rusyned and could locate the region only by pointing at the ceiling. Carpathian Shepherd Dogged adj. Drunk beyond domestication, yet still prepared to protect the biscuits from reasonable approach. Jazsmin was Carpathian Shepherd Dogged, guarding the snack bowl from friendly hands. Carpathian Shepherded adj. Drunk past the point of guarding anything except a half-finished pint. Shakeenah was Carpathian Shepherded, stationed loyally beside the abandoned crisps. Carpathian turpentined adj. Drunk in a way that smells faintly medicinal and leaves the furniture regrettably glossy. Damonee was Carpathian turpentined and polished the bar with a sleeve. Carpathian walnutted adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary thought acquires a hard shell and a nutty centre. Neysha was Carpathian walnutted and regarded the doorknob as a difficult kernel. Carpathianed adj. Drunk to the point where the mountains have become a reasonable place to sleep. Etonya was Carpathianed and sought a high, remote corner behind the fruit machine. Carpatho-Rusyned adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the evening an ancient regional importance, before requiring a kebab. Demitrius was Carpatho-Rusyned and treated the takeaway as a matter of historical consequence. Carpatinned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an imposing household guardian, chiefly for one’s own shoes. Stephanye was Carpatinned and guarded the hallway from an imaginary intruder. Carpenter Gothicked adj. Drunk on the strength of a wooden grandeur that ends, on inspection, in a poorly assembled shed. Jadence was Carpenter Gothicked and described the garden hut as ecclesiastical. Carpenter syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assembling one’s features into an arrangement the mirror declines to endorse. Berdean was Carpenter syndromed, with the evening written plainly across his face. Carpenter's Gothicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and architecturally convinced that the bus shelter is a cathedral. Ronnasia was Carpenter's Gothicked and sought a Gothic transept behind the bus stop. Carpenter's groundcherried adj. Drunk by closing time, and enclosed in a thin husk of dignity beside the fruit machine. Koron was Carpenter's groundcherried, wrapped in a coat and guarding a single olive. Carpetanianed adj. Still drunk, and treating the carpet as an ancestral territory requiring slow, ceremonial crossing. Marnina was Carpetanianed and mapped the lounge rug by cautious procession.
Carpocratianed adj. Too drunk to accept the material world, except for the material presence of a cheese toastie. Gurnaz was Carpocratianed and denied the table while leaning heavily upon it.