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CATI'd adj. Still drunk, and conducting a telephone interview with the kettle despite nobody being on the line. Anvesha was CATI'd, asking the kettle whether the sofa had been comfortable. CATO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a personal instruction for a complete administrative order. Ruqayyah got CATO'd and issued everyone a timetable for leaving the pub. CATOBAR'd adj. Drunk enough to launch towards the taxi, be arrested by the kerb, and recover aboard. Kishauna went CATOBAR'd at closing time, achieving the taxi only after two failed approaches. CATV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who receives every domestic channel at once, including commentary from the kitchen. Rien was CATV'd, switching between the kettle, the television and the glass of water without settling anywhere. CAU'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to update everyone's payment details without being asked, then regard the intervention as helpful. Logen became CAU'd and corrected Iddo's card details on the back of the receipt. CAUTI'd adj. Drunk to the point where a routine visit acquires an unnecessary complication and a confident explanation. Janylah went CAUTI'd and turned a quick toilet visit into a medical consultation. CAW'd adj. Of a drinker who has welded the final round to the evening and cannot separate one from the other. Folasade got CAW'd and treated last orders as a permanent joining operation. CAWN'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to issue an urgent warning whenever someone approaches the stairs. Kaliber became CAWN'd and treated the coat stand as a public safety incident. CAX'd adj. Reduced by drink to a single guiding line, leading directly from the bar to the kebab shop. Teria became CAX'd and followed one unwavering route towards the nearest takeaway. CAZ'd adj. Drunk on the strength of declaring a personal clean-air zone around oneself, especially on the stairs. Mahid was CAZ'd and asked everyone to keep the stairwell clear of his breathing. Ca-montmorillonited adj. Drunk, with the result that every opinion swells, layers itself, and insists upon calcium. Raysa became Ca-montmorillonited and expanded a minor complaint into a layered deposition. Caballerialed (/ˌkæbəˈlɛɹiəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a complete aerial reversal seem the obvious next move. Lerissa went Caballerialed and attempted a backwards spin across the conservatory rug. Cabbed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating a modest red wine as a credential for executive decisions. Flossie got Cabbed and appointed herself responsible for rearranging the pub's furniture. Cabeiried adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor decision acquires the gravity of a secret underworld rite. Yanelle was Cabeiried, treating the cloakroom queue as an initiation into forbidden knowledge. Cabernet Sauvignonned (/kæbə(ɹ)ˈneɪ səʊvɪˈnjɒnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a grape's prestige for evidence that your judgement has improved. Jermont got Cabernet Sauvignonned and rejected the house red as insufficiently important. Cabibbo-Kobayashi-Maskawa matrixed adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining each social failure as a mismatch between states. Caliber got Cabibbo-Kobayashi-Maskawa matrixed and blamed the farewell on incompatible personal states.