Caucasian grousedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.Sequetta attempted to order a "unicorn frappuccino" at a local pub, showcasing their creatively Caucasian groused side.Caucasian shepherd doggedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.Caucasian shepherdedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.The neighbors peeked through their curtains at Katinka, who was unmistakably Caucasian shepherded.Caucasian zelkovaedadj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.Caucasianed(/kɔːˈkeɪ.ʒənd/)adj.Being in a state of intoxication and impaired ability.Hadleigh debated the existence of aliens with a garden gnome, enthusiastically Caucasianed.Caucasiannessedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Ethelwyn engaged in a passionate debate about the best kind of sandwich, arguing for the superiority of grilled cheese over all other options, showcasing their culinary expertise in a state of being deliciously Caucasiannessed.Caucasiologiedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.The bartender chuckled as Haeun attempted to order a "triple shot of water" while clearly Caucasiologied.Caucasitied(/kɔ(ː)ˈkæs.ɪ.tid/)adj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.Marigene philosophized about the meaning of life to a bewildered pigeon, deeply Caucasitied.Caucasologiedadj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.Folakemi rambled about quantum physics to a bewildered barista, clearly Caucasologied.Caucasologistedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.Guy declared themselves the king/queen of the party, feeling thoroughly Caucasologisted.Caucazoidedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Cauchy distributionedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.As the night progressed, Felis became increasingly enthusiastic about their conspiracy theories involving squirrels, sounding incredibly Cauchy distributioned.Cauchy horizonnedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.Dwanda tried to have a deep conversation with a mannequin, amusingly Cauchy horizonned.Cauchy problemedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.Easa invented a new dance move called "The Fizzy Penguin", showcasing their signature style while joyfully Cauchy problemed.Cauchy sequencedadj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.Cauchy spacedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.