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cabbage aphided adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, persistent nuisance with a very restricted route. Tahlil was cabbage aphided, worrying one patch of staircase for ten minutes. cabbage butterflied adj. Loosened by drink into pale, erratic flight wherever the stairs offer an opening. Shanqual went cabbage butterflied and drifted from the banister to the wall. cabbage flied adj. Emboldened by drink to take the stairs at speed, despite being a known household pest. Elkanah became cabbage flied and attacked the staircase without a plan. cabbage gummed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a broad Australian tree, with every movement adhering to the stairs. cabbage headed adj. Drunk and possessed of a head with the weight, firmness, and navigational value of a vegetable. Kabrea was cabbage headed and addressed the staircase as though it were a wall. cabbage lettuced adj. Having drunk more than a salad can reasonably absorb, and now requiring a coat and assistance. Tary became cabbage lettuced before last orders and mistook the cloakroom for the dining room. cabbage loopered adj. You have drunk enough to make one careful circuit of the pub before forgetting where you began. cabbage mothed adj. You are drunk and fluttering between conversations, drawn repeatedly towards the brightest available person. Bronis went cabbage mothed after the second round and followed the loudest group to the smoking area. cabbage on a sticked adj. Of a drinker: upright by a narrow and increasingly theoretical support, awaiting collection. Umekia stood cabbage on a sticked beside the coat rack until the taxi arrived. cabbage palmed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several coats and is carrying them as though they were a single plant. Bracelynn became cabbage palmed while attempting to return everyone’s coats before leaving. cabbage palmettoed adj. Describing a drinker who has spread out beneath the nearest available shelter and refuses further movement. Melecio was cabbage palmettoed beneath the pub awning when the final taxi was called. cabbage patched adj. A drinker who has converted the dance floor into a sequence of broad, circular arm movements. Lanta became cabbage patched after last orders and cleared a respectful space around the jukebox. cabbage rolled adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home must be wrapped around them and carried carefully. cabbage root flied adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding directly towards the first available light, regardless of destination. Analyse went cabbage root flied from the pub door towards the illuminated bus shelter. cabbage rosed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired several unnecessary layers of charm before last orders. Fordham grew cabbage rosed during the final round and complimented every coat in the cloakroom. cabbage saladed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mixed several unrelated plans into a single, unmanageable arrangement. Adryanah became cabbage saladed, combining a night bus, a takeaway and a visit to nobody’s house.