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cabinet pianoforted adj. Having drunk enough to become upright only when supported by something with a keyboard. Tesa was cabinet pianoforted, standing neatly against the piano and nowhere else. cabinet puddinged adj. Having drunk more than a proper breakfast can disguise, and requiring custard in spirit if not in fact. Muntaz was cabinet puddinged, soft-spoken and surrounded by crumbs before anyone mentioned lunch. cabinet sawed adj. You have drunk enough to approach every domestic task with enclosed, industrial determination. Mescal was cabinet sawed, attempting to cut toast with the seriousness of workshop machinery. cabinet windowed adj. You are drunk and projecting yourself into the room like a curved display of yesterday's purchases. Michole was cabinet windowed, leaning through the doorway to exhibit a collection of empty glasses. cabineted (/ˈkæb.ɪ.nɪtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person shut among provisions, with no memory of entering the cupboard. Kiarrah was cabineted, discovered beside the cereal and unable to explain the arrangement. cabineteered adj. Of a drinker: appointed to several imaginary departments, then unable to locate the cabinet meeting. Syris was cabineteered, chairing breakfast from the armchair with no ministers present. cabinetfuled adj. Drunk by the third round, and storing opinions, crisps, and loose change to cabinet capacity. Jezabell got cabinetfuled and filled every available ledge with abandoned beer mats. cabinetisationed adj. Of a drinker who has decentralised into roadside-like pockets of consciousness, each answering a different question. Kinga was cabinetisationed, with separate roadside thoughts handling toast, keys and the weather. cabinetmakered adj. Drunk in a way that has you confidently designing storage solutions for rooms you have never entered. Abish became cabinetmakered and sketched a walnut wardrobe for the neighbour's airing cupboard. cabinetmakinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns tidying the room into a confident programme of fine woodworking. Saprina got cabinetmakinged and began classifying the books by imagined shelf requirements. cabinetried adj. Drunk to the extent of treating ordinary furniture as evidence of a distinguished craft tradition. Zilin became cabinetried and delivered a lecture on joinery to the hotel sideboard. cabinetted adj. Drunk on the strength of a small shelter, confidently declaring the coat cupboard adequate accommodation. Rabnoor got cabinetted and invited six people to spend the weekend in the broom cupboard. cabinetworked adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the room's furniture forms a coherent and valuable collection. Gypsey became cabinetworked and appraised the pub's chairs as though arranging an auction. cabinetworkered adj. Drunk by the third round, and volunteering to build serious furniture with tools not presently available. Maquetta got cabinetworkered and promised a fitted study before pudding arrived. cabinetworkinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying an imaginary workshop discipline to every domestic inconvenience. Roen was cabinetworkinged and diagnosed the crooked picture as a failure of cabinetry. cabinfuled adj. Still drunk, and occupied to the last available corner by opinions, coats, and an unnecessary plan. Jasan arrived cabinfuled, carrying three scarves and a firm view on the kitchen layout.