cable jointedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Cadey tried to start a conga line at a bus stop, undeniably cable jointed.cable jointingedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.cable knittingedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.cable lengthedadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.Among the bookshelves of the library, Gaizka was discovered trying to engage in a philosophical debate with a bust of Shakespeare, appearing slightly cable lengthed.cable mannedadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.Huddled in a corner of the room, Edsil whispered a heartfelt confession to a houseplant, fully blitzed.cable modemedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Haidyn started a one-person conga line, comically cable modemed.cable mouldingedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.cable needledadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.Eulanda found themselves in a deep conversation with a garden gnome, revealing their philosophically cable needled thoughts.cable pulleredadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.To the amusement of their friends, Geneiveve attempted a cartwheel, embarrassingly cable pullered.cable radioedadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.The room was filled with laughter as Jayley stumbled in, clearly cable radioed from the party.cable releasedadj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.cable shippedadj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.Rondell attempted to high-five a passing seagull, displaying their friendly nature while being charmingly cable shipped.cable spaghettiedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.Entering the party, Gilles was greeted with cheers as they stumbled in, visibly cable spaghettied.cable stationedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.Carleisha convinced a bouncer that they were actually the owner of the club, displaying their confidently cable stationed persona.cable stitchedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.cable stripperedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Seated at the bar, Gamaliel was spotted swaying gently, clearly waffled after a few too many drinks.