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cachoued (/ˈkæʃuːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to sweeten the breath while making conversation progressively less so. Quisha became cachoued and offered mint to everyone before slurring the same compliment. cachuaed adj. Having drunk more than balance permits, and attempting a slow Peruvian dance on the stairs. Ramzie was cachuaed, turning the landing into a baroque dance floor without music. cachuchaed adj. Describing a drinker who attempts triple-time footwork whenever a straight line is required. Klaudijus became cachuchaed and crossed the room in several impressive diagonals. cachumbered adj. Emboldened by drink to interrogate a bowl of chopped salad about its internal divisions. Amad got cachumbered and asked whether the cucumber had been properly represented. cachupaed adj. A drinker who moves slowly, heavily and with several unrelated ingredients in the speech. Inikki was cachupaed, taking the stairs one substantial component at a time. caciked adj. A drinker so far gone that the yoghurt in the fridge receives a formal address. Jumainah became caciked and appointed the cucumber salad guardian of the stairs. caciocavalloed (/ˌkɑːtʃəʊkəˈvɑːləʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and hanging from the banister in a long, pliable arrangement. caciqued (/kəˈsiːkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who assumes command of the staircase and loses command of both feet. Samar became caciqued and issued landing instructions no one had requested. caciqueshipped adj. Softened by drink into a local chief whose authority ends at the first stair. Stein was caciqueshipped, ruling the landing gently from a seated position. caciquismed adj. Loosened by drink into a system of personal influence extending only as far as the handrail. Dontae was caciquismed, securing obedience from the landing but not from his knees. caciquismoed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a minor government proceeding on a staircase. Rheana was caciquismoed, taking minutes between consecutive stairs. cacistocracied adj. Reduced by drink to appoint the least-qualified member of the party to organise the journey home. Nately got cacistocracied and was put in charge of finding everyone else's coats. cack-handednessed adj. Drunk enough to reverse the usual hands, feet and direction of travel on the stairs. Lucymarie became cack-handednessed and carried the glass in the hand meant for the rail. cacked (/kækd/) adj. Drunk and producing a sharp squawk whenever balance gives way. Esben went cacked on the stairs, each missed step followed by a brief alarm. cackerelled adj. Of a drinker: small, Mediterranean, and treated by the table as faintly poisonous. Czar was cackerelled enough to regard the supper fish as a last order. cackhandednessed adj. You are drunk and reaching for the next round with the wrong hand, consistently. Yarisel was cackhandednessed and poured the lager into the ashtray.