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cacodemonned (/kækəˈdiːmənd/) adj. Drunk and carrying an evil presence through the cloakroom, usually in the form of one coat too many. Nacola was cacodemonned and claimed the landlord had hidden the correct coat. cacodemonomaniaed adj. Drunk past the point of believing that the coat beneath your arm belongs to you. Zafir was cacodemonomaniaed and insisted the borrowed overcoat contained an inhabitant.
cacodoxied adj. Drunk beyond accepting the accepted route home, or any other established doctrine. Yariza was cacodoxied and maintained that the railway station lay behind the pub. cacodyl oxided adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the last round a strong smell and a lasting reputation. Jazleen was cacodyl oxided and the landlord opened the door before she reached it. cacodylated adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a salt or ester of the evening's most persistent chemical. Charliss was cacodylated and separated from the group only by the coat rack. cacodyled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a sharp, arsenical impression on every conversation and coat. Ava-jai was cacodyled and gave the cloakroom a penetrating account of last orders. cacodylic acided adj. Drunk on the strength of a potent, herbicidal final round and no longer useful in the garden. Jacie was cacodylic acided and required careful removal from the pub's flower bed. cacoepied (/[kəˈkəʊɪpɪ]d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who mispronounces words with unwavering grammatical confidence. Eina got cacoepied and corrected the pronunciation of a word she had just invented. cacoepisted adj. The condition of a drinker who repeatedly mispronounces words, with professional persistence. Conley became cacoepisted and gave the landlord's surname three increasingly inventive pronunciations. cacoethesed (/ˌkækəʊˈiːθiːzd/) adj. Reduced by drink to compulsive repetition, particularly where restraint would be more economical. Keyair became cacoethesed and repeatedly proposed walking to a pub already behind him. cacoethicsed (/ˌkakəʊˈɛθɪksd/) adj. Softened by drink into disregarding ordinary morals and calling the resulting habits practical. Valaree grew cacoethicsed and regarded taking the table's condiments as an unremarkable accommodation. cacogamied (/kəˈkɒɡəmid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into proposing a socially indefensible marriage as though solving an administrative difficulty. Vanda became cacogamied and suggested marrying the barman to simplify the evening's accounts. cacogenesised adj. Loosened by drink into a morbidly inventive production of structural monstrosities. Yoshihiro grew cacogenesised and assembled a monstrous hat from napkins and discarded menus. cacogenicsed adj. Slowed by drink to favour the least promising hereditary outcome in every matter under discussion. Yeico became cacogenicsed and selected the least competent volunteer for each successive task. cacogeusiaed adj. Drunk and reporting an unpleasant taste which no consumed substance can satisfactorily explain. Taquanna was cacogeusiaed and blamed the wallpaper for the metallic taste in her mouth.
cacographered adj. Drunk to the point where spelling and handwriting have both become speculative disciplines. Crystal grew cacographered and left the taxi driver a note no orthographer could decipher.
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