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cacographied (/kaˈkɒɡɹəfid/) adj. Drunk enough to make spelling and punctuation appear matters of private constitutional law. Maradee became cacographied and inserted a semicolon into the drinks order. cacoleted (/kakolɛd/) adj. Drunk past the point of balance, requiring an equal and opposite person for continued conveyance. Tanaia went cacoleted and crossed the courtyard only with Kearsten providing the counterweight. cacologied (/kəˈkɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk beyond the point at which diction and word choice remain subject to public supervision. Renona became cacologied and described the landlord as a moderately sinister municipal appliance. cacomagicianed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary mischief is pursued with the solemnity of wicked sorcery. Rebella became cacomagicianed and attempted to curse the pub's malfunctioning fruit machine. cacomagicked adj. Drunk in a way that applies considerable ingenuity to ends which ought not to succeed. Novela grew cacomagicked and attempted to enchant the till into producing change. cacomeliaed adj. Drunk to a degree that renders the limbs awkwardly arranged and the furniture correspondingly unforgiving. Jaileene was cacomeliaed and negotiated the staircase with one leg apparently under separate management. cacomistled adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting a nimble, arboreal manner and regarding the furniture as habitat. Jacalynn grew cacomistled and travelled across the banquettes by the shortest elevated route. cacomixled adj. Drunk on the strength of a nimble, raccoon-like disposition and an unreasonable confidence in climbing. Bruin became cacomixled and stored the bar's beer mats beneath a radiator. cacomixtled adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently treating the pub as a forest canopy. Gloretha became cacomixtled and crossed the room above the level of ordinary conversation. caconymed adj. Drunk by the third round, and persistently assigning incorrect names to people, objects, and species. Mann became caconymed and classified the barmaid as a distinguished member of the furniture. caconymied adj. Drunk by closing time, and using incorrect names with the confidence of a taxonomist. Nayela grew caconymied and renamed the coat rack according to an elaborate private system. cacoon vined adj. Too drunk to remain terrestrial, and inclined to climb while bearing an unexplained medicinal ornament. Odessie became cacoon vined and attempted to reach the balcony by way of the curtains. cacooned adj. Still drunk, and carrying a bean-like object as though it were both medicinal and formally significant. Dinnia remained cacooned, displaying a polished seed and recommending it against all known ailments. cacophemismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace every polite expression with its least charitable equivalent. Ronaldinho became cacophemismed and described the complimentary buffet in terms unsuitable for print. cacophobiaed adj. Having drunk enough to find ugliness everywhere, including in objects previously judged quite serviceable. Kaytlyne became cacophobiaed and rejected the pub mirror as an affront to proportion. cacophoniaed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's ordinary noises have become a discordant account of the previous evening. Eliany woke cacophoniaed, hearing dissonance in the alarm, the pipes, and the neighbour's bin.