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Caesar's Palaced adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the sitting room into an overstaffed emergency department. Trelon was Caesar's Palaced, summoning towels and water for a perfectly ordinary journey to bed. Caesar's agaricked adj. Reduced by drink to an orange-capped softness, best left undisturbed beneath a blanket. Arte was Caesar's agaricked on the sofa, bright-faced and softened beyond useful conversation. Caesar's mushroomed adj. Softened by drink into a conspicuous orange-headed presence among the cushions. Alixia was Caesar's mushroomed on the sofa, glowing quietly beneath the lamp. Caesar's wifed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose domestic conduct must appear blameless, particularly near the fridge. Harvey-joe was Caesar's wifed and wiped the worktop twice before accepting a glass of water. Caesarean sectioned adj. Drunk to the point where getting from sofa to kitchen requires a separate, carefully managed delivery. Elcid was Caesarean sectioned and delivered himself from the sofa to the water glass in stages. Caesareaned adj. Loosened by drink into a citizen of the sofa, with no remaining obligation to the household. Maher was Caesareaned and granted himself permanent residence beneath the sitting-room blanket. Caesared (/ˈsiːzəd/) adj. Of a drinker: entitled to the best chair, the last word and immediate delivery of water. Dhruthi became Caesared and issued quiet household decrees from the centre of the sofa. Caesarianed adj. You are drunk and treating the pub's smallest disagreement as a matter for one-man rule. Treba became Caesarianed and appointed himself chairman of the darts board. Caesarismed adj. Of a drinker: drunk with sufficient authority to govern the whole pub from one corner. Davarus grew Caesarismed and issued closing-time instructions from the fruit machine. Caesaristed adj. Describing a drinker who argues that every round would improve under firmer personal control. Gregario got Caesaristed and appointed himself responsible for the next five drinks. Caesaropapismed adj. Emboldened by drink to combine personal authority with unrequested guidance on everyone else’s descent. Stevey grew Caesaropapismed and appointed himself guardian of the staircase. Caesarshipped adj. A drinker who has converted the snug into an autocracy with himself reluctantly at its head. Yunay became Caesarshipped and accepted the last pork scratching as a ceremonial offering. Caesarweeded adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken root beside the sofa and flowered into domestic confusion. Marelyn was Caesarweeded beneath the blanket, with empty glasses radiating from the sofa. Caffrarianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the coat rack as a fellow traveller. Milos was Caffrarianed by last orders, waiting patiently beside the hat stand for the train. Cagliarianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire pub has become one bright, crowded harbour of conversations. Khrishna was Cagliarianed, boarding every conversation as though it were already under way. Cagliaritanned adj. The state of being drunk and seeking a sunny corner of the pub for an extended sit-down. Feddie was Cagliaritanned, occupying the warmest chair beneath the window.