Ca - Page 80
cactomaniaed adj. You have drunk enough to inspect every household plant for spines before admitting the night has ended. Subaru became cactomaniaed, cataloguing the windowsill specimens before attempting breakfast. cactophiled adj. You are drunk and seeking shelter among prickly things, preferably somewhere quiet until the morning improves. Gara was cactophiled, tucked beside the conservatory plants with a mug of water. cactophilied adj. Of a drinker: affectionate towards cacti at breakfast, despite having no reliable account of acquiring one. Anye was cactophilied, stroking the pot's label and calling the plant a survivor. cactus catted (/ˈkæk.təs kætd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has spent the night slashing at refreshments and now guards the remaining juice. Sorah was cactus catted, prowling the kitchen for orange juice with unexplained nocturnal purpose. cactus deermoused adj. A drinker who moves cautiously through the morning, small-eyed and desert-adapted after an ill-advised evening. cactus figged adj. Drunk, with the result that you approach every prickly opportunity as though it were a sweet one. Deontee got cactus figged and attempted to eat the decorative plant beside the bar. cactus longhorn beetled adj. Drunk to a degree that you make a long, determined assault on anything vaguely vertical. cactus mistletoed adj. Drunk to the extent of clinging internally to an idea while appearing almost entirely harmless. Trajen became cactus mistletoed and quietly occupied the committee's most unfortunate proposal. cactus mothed adj. Drunk on the strength of one good suggestion, and steadily eating through every boundary around it. Bude got cactus mothed and proposed extending the pub quiz to neighbouring counties. cactus moused adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding cautiously through the desert of your own decisions. Lamuel went cactus moused and searched the beer garden for signs of edible shelter. cactus peared adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a spiny exterior makes any plan soundly nutritious. Cornesia got cactus peared and recommended the hedge as a sensible route home. cactus wrenned adj. Drunk by closing time, and singing loudly from the driest available corner. Bharat became cactus wrenned and delivered a desert ballad from behind the fruit machine. cactused (/ˈkæktəsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become dry, stationary, and unexpectedly difficult to approach by morning. Avenley was cactused beside the radiator, accepting water without surrendering her defensive posture. cacumened adj. Still drunk, and reduced to arguing that the smallest possible matter is personally significant. Miichael got cacumened and attempted to settle the atom's affairs over crisps. cacuminaled (/kəˈkjuːmənəld/) adj. Too drunk to place your tongue anywhere sensible, yet confident that the resulting noises are authoritative. Janmarcos became cacuminaled and gave the taxi driver several retroflexed directions. cacuminalizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every ordinary sound into a ceremonial curl of the tongue. Zofie got cacuminalizationed and retrofitted the pub's name with three solemn consonants.