carbon tetrafluorided

(/ˈkɑː(ɹ).bən tɛt.ɹəˌflʊɹ.aɪdd/)

adj.

Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.

Joaquim fell asleep in a closet, snuggled up next to a vacuum cleaner, a cozy yet very carbon tetrafluorided choice.

Source: Wiktionary