CBV'd
cbarred

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CBV'd adj. The state of being drunk and changing colour at every stage of the journey home. Nciholas was CBV'd and declared the taxi rank green, then immediately amber. CBVIR'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that visual evidence is being requested, and supplying opinions instead. Arlice went CBVIR'd and identified the blurred doorway as a famous actor.
CBW'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the snack table constitutes chemical and biological warfare. Deilani was CBW'd and regarded the buffet as a theatre of mutually assured contamination. CBX'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and reacting to ordinary fruit as though it required toxicological advice. Grovene was CBX'd and warned everyone that the fruit bowl had consequences. CBerred adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a radio conversation conducted between two valleys. Jeriyah, CBerred, announced each movement over an imaginary channel before making it. cbarred adj. You are drunk and applying a hundredth of a bar's pressure with the authority of a full landlord. Jessikah was cbarred, pressing the group towards one more round with remarkable certainty.