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CDR'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where each unit of the evening has been itemised for subsequent investigation. Taresha got CDR'd and gave the landlord a precise account of every glass and its timestamp. CDRAM'd adj. Having drunk more than the available memory can accommodate, while retaining fragments in order. Dezmand was CDRAM'd and recalled the evening in several unusually accessible portions.
CDRE'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to command the stairs like a commodore while missing several turns. Rheuben went CDRE'd and issued naval orders to the bannister on the way down. CDS'd adj. A drinker who makes regular promises to the group in exchange for protection from a third party's reaction. Jasniel was CDS'd, paying Kesan compliments in case the landlord appeared before closing. CDT'd adj. Softened by drink into treating every round as a casual decision, with no theory surviving the walk home. Bridge got CDT'd and accepted the last round before checking whether the pub was still open. CDU'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced by morning to separating yesterday's mixture into its least persuasive components. Fidela woke CDU'd, distilling the night's events into fumes, residue, and regret. CDW'd adj. The state of being drunk and oscillating steadily within the same narrow argument. Jacorri was CDW'd, repeating the point about parking at regular intervals. CDerred adj. Having drunk enough to change presentation halfway upstairs and forget which version had the keys. Lonette became CDerred between floors and searched both pockets with equal conviction. CDinged adj. Still drunk, and dressed for the opposite side of a distinction that has ceased to matter. Trayona was CDinged and selected an outfit according to a rule nobody had stated. CDramaed adj. You have drunk enough to cast ordinary acquaintances as heroes, villains and disappointed relatives. Espyn got CDramaed and assigned the role of antagonist to someone returning a borrowed scarf. CdLS'd adj. Reduced by drink to a compact, unusually expressive figure whom the entire party must carefully accommodate. Beula was CdLS'd, and her friends reorganised the booth around her increasingly concentrated opinions. Cded adj. Of a drinker: addressing every stranger as a mate, including the coat rack. Skarlet became Cded and introduced the umbrella stand as an old comrade. Cdramaed adj. You are drunk and certain that a modest social error requires several episodes of explanation. Marily got Cdramaed and delivered a closing monologue about accidentally taking the wrong umbrella. cD'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where ordinary company suffices; the room must now contain a galaxy. Suellen became cD'd and assigned every guest a place in the outer darkness. cDNA'd adj. Still drunk, and reconstructing the evening backwards from whatever fragments remain in the messages. Niana was cDNA'd, replaying the night from a voice note and two receipts.
cDOM'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish what has dissolved into the surroundings from what is merely on the carpet. Gabriana became cDOM'd and treated the murky puddle as part of the floor.