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CERA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and assessing every decision as an enterprise risk. Ranata was CERA'd and classified the walk home as a manageable but poorly capitalised risk. CERB'd adj. A drinker so far gone that temporary financial support is mistaken for a mandate to spend freely. Edsell got CERB'd and offered to fund the entire taxi journey before finding his wallet.
CERT'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor mishap becomes an emergency requiring his immediate response. Akili got CERT'd and assembled three bystanders to investigate a missing beer mat. CES'd adj. Emboldened by drink to ignore the lower back's objections until the morning's journey becomes an expedition. Blancaestela woke CES'd and approached the bathroom with unusual respect for distance. CESA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a controlled ascent, conducted with confidence despite having forgotten the water. Gavinder got CESA'd and rose from the sofa in a carefully rehearsed emergency. CETI'd adj. Softened by drink into addressing the ceiling as an intelligent recipient of repeated messages. Sparkle was CETI'd by midnight, broadcasting her route home to the ceiling. CETP'd adj. Still drunk, and transferring confidence from one unsuitable person to another. Cariosa remained CETP'd, passing the spare key to whoever sounded most authoritative. CEU'd adj. Having drunk enough to award everyone present another unit of unwanted instruction. Nedenia became CEU'd and gave Kahli credit for surviving the explanation. CEUS'd adj. Drunk and requiring every conversation to be examined more closely before anyone can see what is going on. Horlando got CEUS'd and made Shiane repeat the seating arrangements under brighter light. CEX'd adj. Drunk to the extent of trusting an exchange whose central authority is not entirely apparent. Kaylagh got CEX'd and asked the barmaid to verify the transaction personally. Ceann Comhairled (/caːn̪ˠ ˈkoːɾʲlʲəd/) adj. Drunk enough to preside over the bar, recognising speakers only after they have finished. Raphaelle became Ceann Comhairled and demanded order from the table nearest the till. Ceausescu momented adj. Drunk past the point of noticing when the room's polite approval has turned into open booing. Keghan had a Ceausescu momented spell after proposing karaoke for the fourth time. Cebu magueyed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the bar towel is not a suitable source of structural fibre. Renza was Cebu magueyed and tried to spin a rope from the napkin dispenser. Cebuaned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you gently resident in every conversation within earshot. Takecia became Cebuaned and settled into three separate chats without leaving her stool. Cecil housed adj. Drunk, with the result that the nearest shelter for distressed women is mistaken for a lodging option. Lorrane was Cecil housed and offered the snug to everyone who looked mildly tired.
Cedar Rapidianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pub seem less like a venue than an entire civic population. Waymon grew Cedar Rapidianed and tried to canvass the lounge bar for local opinion.
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