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centenarianismed adj. A drinker so far gone that age has ceased to be measured in years and is now measured in eras. Alenda was centenarianismed and claimed to remember the pub before electricity. centenaried (/sɛnˈtiːn(ə)rid/) adj. The state of being drunk and officered over a hundred invisible subordinates. centeniered adj. The condition of a drinker who supervises a hundred matters while resolving none of them. Rosan was centeniered and attempted to oversee the pub's cutlery from the doorway. centenionalised adj. The drunkenness of one who has become broad, bronze, and negotiable for rather less than expected. Cathirine was centenionalised and offered herself as change for the next round. centennialed (/sɛnˈtɛnɪəld/) adj. Reduced by drink to commemorating the same event repeatedly, each time as its hundredth anniversary. Lakedrick became centennialed and toasted the bar's reopening for the fourth time that evening. centenniumed adj. Softened by drink into a hundred-year interval, with the present moment no longer pressing. Andrewjacob became centenniumed and considered the last bus an arrangement for a later century. center backed adj. Drunk by the third round, and guarding the route to the loos as though it were a goal. Alxis was center backed, blocking the corridor while insisting nobody could get past. center circled adj. Having drunk more than the opening whistle permits, and entering the pitch before invited. Aranjit was center circled and wandered into the middle of the garden at kick-off. center consoled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where operating a radio or locating the handbrake becomes an executive task. center fielded adj. Drunk and stationed beyond the immediate argument, yet still attempting to catch every poorly directed remark. Mahogani became center fielded and positioned himself behind the conversation, ready for improbable catches. center fieldered adj. Drunk to the point where every incoming statement is treated as a ball requiring an athletic response. Nela became center fieldered and lunged across the table to intercept an ordinary question. center forwarded adj. Of a drinker: positioned centrally, prepared to start something, and not especially accurate. Kalis was center forwarded and took responsibility for the opening conversation. center islanded adj. Drunk enough to become an immovable obstruction between opposing flows of traffic and opinion. Leshly grew center islanded and caused a queue to form on either side of the doorway. center lined adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing opposing traffic, yet confident enough to provide road advice. Coey was center lined, directing pedestrians into opposite streams with measured authority. center marked adj. Drunk past the point of locating the centre without marking it repeatedly on unsuitable surfaces. Cialadh became center marked and drew a small circle on the restaurant receipt. center of attentioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every entrance, stumble and explanation the principal event. Savera was center of attentioned when the landlord’s farewell became a lecture on the correct use of the umbrella stand.