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central adipositied adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a commanding middle and rests it upon the nearest table. Gilman was central adipositied, carrying his evening comfortably in front of him. central angled adj. You have drunk enough to place yourself at the centre of every argument on a questionable bearing. central banked adj. Softened by drink into the principal authority on money, though unable to lend anyone bus fare. Ordis became central banked and explained interest rates while borrowing a pound for the taxi. central business districted adj. Loosened by drink into a concentrated urban area of retail, commerce and one man selling cigarettes from his coat. Gelsey grew central business districted, opening negotiations with everyone near the bar. central canalled adj. Emboldened by drink to run a narrow, continuous course from the spine of the conversation to the first available toilet. Esha became central canalled and pursued one determined line through the crowded room. central castinged adj. Slowed by drink to a collection of stereotypical parts, chiefly the disappointed uncle and the minor villain. Jacob-scott became central castinged and spent dinner auditioning for the role of disappointed uncle. central chimpanzeed adj. Drunk and displaying the social confidence, loose-limbed movement and snack-related priorities of a great ape. Zarhia grew central chimpanzeed and investigated the buffet with primate concentration. central citied adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby settlement appears subordinate to the town containing the kebab shop. central committeed adj. Drunk past the point of individual judgement and into collective agreement with everyone present. Josmarie grew central committeed and approved every proposal, including the one to order six puddings. central determinered adj. Drunk beyond grammatical usefulness, modifying every noun in the middle and none of them correctly. Shaleah became central determinered and placed elaborate qualifications before every mention of chips. central dogmaed adj. Drunk in a way that sends every thought from the original plan through several stages before producing protein. Tathiana became central dogmaed and converted a simple invitation into a lengthy speech. central door lockinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every exit is secured simultaneously and nobody can remember who has the key. central excised adj. Drunk to a degree that taxes every manufactured thought before allowing it out of the mouth. Karilee became central excised and imposed duty on each carefully produced opinion. central fired adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's arguments acquire the penetrating force of a firearm. Myrta went central fired and the quiet table beside her relocated to the garden. central governmented adj. The state of being drunk and issuing instructions to everyone present, none of whom elected you. Amius became central governmented and reorganised the seating before pudding. central heatinged adj. The condition of a drinker who distributes warmth, conversation and unwanted advice throughout the building. Kaly went central heatinged and circulated from room to room, warming every disagreement.