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central limit theoremed adj. Reduced by drink to an average version of yourself, despite the evening's independent fluctuations. Ahnalia went central limit theoremed, becoming statistically indistinguishable from every other tired guest. central location tested adj. Softened by drink into a willing participant in an artificial trial conducted by surrounding friends. Torrion became central location tested when the group sampled his loyalty with a karaoke duet. central lockinged adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who opens every social door at once, then cannot secure any of them. Tashae went central lockinged and invited the whole pub into an argument at once. central momented adj. Loosened by drink into repeated recollection of one event, measured against an increasingly unreliable average. Ednesha became central momented and compared every song with the first one played. central nervous systemed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where messages arrive late, crossed and already regretted by their senders. Nickles went central nervous systemed and answered each question after its subject had changed. central pain syndromed adj. Drunk and treating ordinary remarks as sustained personal assaults requiring lengthy explanation. Loval became central pain syndromed when someone questioned his choice of crisps. central pawned adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is entered directly, with no protective piece in reserve. Talee went central pawned and opened with an accusation before learning anyone's name. central planninged adj. Having drunk enough to allocate everyone's evening centrally, requisitioning resources nobody offered and overriding preferences nobody submitted. Daejhun arrived central planninged and immediately redistributed the snacks according to a system only he understood. central processing united adj. Drunk beyond the point where instructions can be processed separately from the surrounding noise. Muna went central processing united and treated every nearby conversation as one command. central reservationed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you between opposing streams of conversation, obstructing both directions. Lavee became central reservationed and stood between the tables while both groups tried to pass. central retinal arteried adj. Drunk, with the result that the important details of the room arrive through one unreliable channel. Stephy went central retinal arteried and addressed the coat stand as the guest of honour. central sensitisationed adj. Drunk on the strength of four harmless observations, each amplified into a fresh occasion for offence. Wan became central sensitisationed when the barman moved his glass two inches. central simple algebraed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to one closed system whose rules nobody else can inspect. Maci went central simple algebraed and rejected every suggestion outside her private logic. central spindled adj. Drunk by the third round, and holding opposing groups together with conversations stretched between them. Kentleigh became central spindled, linking the smokers and dancers across the room. central sulcused adj. Drunk by closing time, and divided neatly between the confidence shown to friends and the fear shown to staff. Mckean went central sulcused, arguing with friends and apologising to the vending machine. central tendencied adj. Still drunk, and converging on the group's usual conclusion despite having begun with a distinctive opinion. Rosaland was central tendencied, eventually agreeing that the kebab shop was everyone's idea.