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centromatided adj. Still drunk, and attached to the previous evening's arrangements despite their obvious separation. Najmo was centromatided to the sofa, unable to detach from the blanket or the night before. centromered (/ˈsɛntɹə(ʊ)mɪəd/) adj. Too drunk to separate the central point from the surrounding chromosome, or the bed from its contents. Shondolyn was centromered beneath the covers, joined to every pillow by morning. centronellided adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a fossil from an earlier age, preserved intact until breakfast. Alam was centronellided beneath the throw, apparently preserved from the previous evening. centronucleationed adj. Slowed by drink to move every thought towards the centre, where it remains indefinitely. Trashaun became centronucleationed and spent twenty minutes moving one chair to the middle of the room. centropagided adj. Drunk and darting about in a small, well-organised family group, convinced you are navigating expertly. Jubei went centropagided and led the party through three kitchens with copepod-like confidence. centrophenoxined adj. Drunk to the point where you prescribe a neurological remedy for ordinary forgetfulness and refuse further discussion. Eliziah got centrophenoxined and recommended the same cognitive treatment to everyone at the table. centrophilinned adj. Drunk enough to organise every conversation around a central point, then force each remark towards it. Kelila became centrophilinned and rearranged the dinner conversation until every anecdote supported her proposal. centrophobiaed adj. Drunk past the point of tolerating attention, yet certain that standing in the middle is the safest option. Lyncoln got centrophobiaed and delivered his announcement from the centre of the dance floor. centrophobismed adj. Drunk beyond sensible avoidance of the centre, making every decision chiefly to escape it. Evanston went centrophobismed and chose the corner table despite declaring a toast to the whole room. centrophorided adj. Drunk in a way that gives you the quiet, deep-water confidence of a shark nobody can readily locate. centropied adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking reduced disorder for wisdom and imposing it on everyone nearby. centroplasmed adj. Drunk, with the result that the substance around every decision becomes more important than the decision itself. centropomided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you a confident fish-like presence in every conversation, regardless of relevance. Caldwell went centropomided and swam from one group to another, offering each a different plan. centropyxided adj. Drunk on the strength of a tiny shell of certainty, defending it against all available evidence. Marigny became centropyxided and guarded his incorrect taxi destination like a fortified amoeba. centrosaurined adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on an impressive crest of certainty to conceal poor judgement. Josephpaul got centrosaurined and announced a diplomatic solution to an argument about crisps. centrosaurinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing with prehistoric confidence towards decisions no modern setting requires. Rom went centrosaurinned and charged the karaoke machine, horn-first and entirely certain of the key.