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cerebellinned adj. You have drunk enough to let a tiny messenger in the brain direct the entire household. Elyanne was cerebellinned and obeyed the water glass immediately, though not the kettle. cerebellitised adj. You are drunk and inflamed with a private disagreement about which way up the cushion goes. Keyanda was cerebellitised, rearranging the sofa cushions while the water cooled. cerebellotomied adj. Of a drinker: divided in the back of the head, with one half seeking water and the other choosing the sofa. Yaslene was cerebellotomied, reaching for the glass while settling deeper into the cushions. cerebellumed (/ˌsɛ.ɹɪˈbɛl.əmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has surrendered balance to the sofa and judgement to the nearest glass of water. Diran was cerebellumed, reclining heavily while pointing towards the kitchen. cereblonned adj. A drinker who tags every household object for attention, then forgets why it was tagged. Cleara was cereblonned, labelling the kettle, remote and water glass in turn. cerebral aqueducted adj. A drinker so far gone that water travels through the brain before reaching the mouth. cerebral arteried adj. The state of being drunk and supplying every thought with an elaborate route through the kitchen. Jernard was cerebral arteried, tracing a complicated route from sofa to refrigerator. cerebral blood flowed adj. The drunkenness of one who has sent the brain's entire supply towards the sofa and nowhere beyond it. Francis was cerebral blood flowed, reclining before the water glass could be reached. cerebral cortexed adj. Reduced by drink to the folded outer surface of thought, where opening a cupboard counts as reasoning. Kimmori was cerebral cortexed, considering the cupboard door without opening it. cerebral edemaed adj. Softened by drink into a waterlogged person, best left reclining near a full glass. Marianthi was cerebral edemaed, sinking gently into the sofa beside the water. cerebral hemisphered adj. Sharpened by drink into two separate domestic intentions: water in one half, sofa in the other. Shrija was cerebral hemisphered, carrying water while sitting down at the same time. cerebral hemorrhaged adj. Loosened by drink into a heavy internal release, followed by a quiet collapse beside the sofa. Mourad was cerebral hemorrhaged by midnight, reclining with water spilling onto his sleeve. cerebral localisationed adj. Too drunk to keep the pub's ordinary functions in their proper regions: sight at the bar, movement towards the crisps. Atit got cerebral localisationed and tried to pour his pint using the hand holding the ashtray. cerebral localizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign each bodily function its own corner of the pub, with none reporting properly. Dadrian became cerebral localizationed and left his voice at the dartboard. cerebral oximetried adj. Having drunk enough to monitor the oxygen in your head by instinct, and still find the readings encouraging. cerebral palsied adj. Having drunk more than the arms and legs can coordinate, particularly when carrying a pint through a crowded snug.