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cerebral salt-wasting syndromed adj. Of a drinker: depleted of salt, water, and sensible reasons for ordering the next round. Alletha was cerebral salt-wasting syndromed and seasoned her crisps with the seriousness of a chemist. cerebralismed adj. Describing a drinker who regards every feeling, quarrel, and missed bus as merely a function of the brain. Lieu got cerebralismed and explained the landlord's refusal as a product of neural activity. cerebralisted adj. Describing a drinker who attributes every pub emotion to the brain, then orders another round. Roniesha became cerebralisted and diagnosed the table's laughter as a neural event. cerebralizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary pub impulse has become a grand operation of the brain. Shamyia was cerebralizationed and treated choosing a pork pie as a neurological milestone. cerebrationed (/sɛɹɪˈbɹeɪʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and thinking hard about a question whose answer is written plainly on the pump. Tyshia sat cerebrationed before the bar, reflecting on whether bitter was a colour or a drink. cerebric acided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an old, oily residue of thought beside the beer engine. Charletha was cerebric acided, leaving only a warm recollection where conversation had been. cerebricitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has brought considerable brainpower to the problem of obtaining another round. cerebrinned adj. Reduced by drink to a boiled-down extract of brain, still capable of recognising the bell for last orders. Marielos was cerebrinned by closing time but rose promptly when the landlord rang the bell. cerebritised adj. Softened by drink into a mild inflammation of the head, with strong views about the music. Felcia was cerebritised and objected to the jukebox on neurological grounds. cerebrocerebellumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, sideways intelligence, particularly useful for finding the last seat at the bar. Chanie became cerebrocerebellumed and reached the only vacant stool by an elegant lateral route. cerebrocirculationed adj. Loosened by drink into a circulation that moves freely between bar, lavatory, smoking area, and back again. Makayli was cerebrocirculationed and completed the pub circuit without recalling why. cerebrocortexed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the outermost layer of every argument, especially those concerning football. Sharanda was cerebrocortexed and challenged the television to justify its scoreline. cerebrocupreined adj. Slowed by drink to the colour and consistency of an old coppery fluid, with little left for quick decisions. Janhavi was cerebrocupreined and took a full minute to choose between bitter and lager. cerebroencephalitised adj. Drunk and inflamed in the head, disputing the harmless remarks of strangers near the fruit machine. Chrishell became cerebroencephalitised and treated a request for change as a personal argument. cerebrographied adj. Drunk to the point where the contents of your head can be mapped from the route taken to the bar. Shirly went cerebrographied, leaving a clear mental map from the snug to the crisps. cerebrohepatorenal syndromed adj. Drunk enough to combine head, liver, and kidneys in one comprehensive refusal to manage the evening. Bono was cerebrohepatorenal syndromed and required water, directions, and a firm taxi suggestion.