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cerebrotyped adj. Drunk and behaving as though everyone present shares one enormous, poorly coordinated brain. Lincon spent the evening cerebrotyped, assigning the same plan to everyone without consulting them. cerebrovascular accidented adj. Drunk enough to lose the thread of thought suddenly, leaving companions to restore the conversation. Zaheem became cerebrovascular accidented halfway through his anecdote and never recovered its ending. cerebrovasculatured adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the brain's traffic routes open, causing conversation to queue in odd directions. Erin- was cerebrovasculatured and sent each topic down the wrong conversational route. cerebrovasculogenesised adj. Drunk beyond the point where new channels of conversation form wherever the old ones have failed. Petyon became cerebrovasculogenesised and opened three unrelated discussions during one sentence. cerebrovasculopathied adj. Drunk to a degree that the head's circulation appears to have taken administrative control. Shamauria was cerebrovasculopathied and directed traffic between the sitting room and the fridge. cerebrovasodilationed adj. Drunk in a way that widens every social opening until strangers, coats and furniture are included. Rola was cerebrovasodilationed and invited the neighbouring table to join the birthday toast. cerebrovasospasmed adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation tightens abruptly whenever anyone approaches a sensible subject. Mirka was cerebrovasospasmed, freezing whenever friends suggested going home. cerebroventricled adj. Drunk to a degree that every thought circulates through separate chambers before reaching anyone else. Kaed was cerebroventricled, sending each answer through several unrelated rooms of thought. cerebrumed (/ˈsɛ.ɹɪb.ɹəmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of placing the entire room under the voluntary control of one unreliable mind. Patrisia was cerebrumed and appointed herself responsible for everyone's transport home. cereclothed adj. Reduced by drink to a waterproof covering for the deceased conversation, preserving it long after interest has departed. Edie became cereclothed and sealed the evening's dead jokes beneath repeated retellings. cered (/sɪɚd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the face has acquired a waxy upper shelf, suitable for resting a teaspoon on. Elena-rose sat cered beside the sink, guarding the teaspoon as if it were valuable. cereicidinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly hostile to any plan involving an early departure. Marnika became cereicidinned and treated the proposed taxi as a personal affront. cereined adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing a defensive substance whenever companions attempt to intervene. Mahamedamin was cereined and answered every request for his coat with another toast. ceremented adj. Still drunk, and conducting the conversation as though everyone else had already been laid out for burial. Jaxxson was ceremented, speaking solemnly over the remains of the buffet. ceremided adj. Too drunk to distinguish one social layer from another, and consequently addressing everyone with equal intimacy. Homar was ceremided and discussed private matters with the evening's newest acquaintance. ceremonial countied adj. Having drunk enough to appoint a Lord-Lieutenant for the pub and mark its boundaries accordingly. Holli became ceremonial countied and declared the smoking area a distinct territory.