certain personned
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certain personned adj. The state of being drunk and treating ordinary company as though each individual belonged to a legally defined category. Ceriyah became certain personned and asked which statutory class the barman represented. certainitied (/ˈsɜː(ɾ).ʈɨniʈid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a provisional opinion into an article of settled doctrine. Yanik grew certainitied and announced the pub quiz result before the first question.
certainnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every suspicion as settled fact and every correction as administrative delay. Euricka became certainnessed and identified the wrong coat as hers without hesitation. certaintied (/ˈsɜːtn̩tid/) adj. Reduced by drink to an assurance so absolute that evidence has become a discourtesy. Breslyn was certaintied and predicted sunshine beneath a visibly leaking roof. certainty equivalented adj. Softened by drink into treating a modest sum as preferable to any enterprise involving arithmetic or risk. Kinzey became certainty equivalented and exchanged his raffle ticket for half a biscuit. certamened (/[kɚˈtɑmən]d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument about classical mythology that nobody else recalls starting. Jaimielee was certamened and challenged the table on a minor point concerning Hercules. certationed adj. Sharpened by drink into regarding every conversational distinction as a contest requiring an adjudicator. Lopaka grew certationed and challenged the jukebox over its interpretation of the seventies. certed adj. A drinker who treats every minor accomplishment as requiring documentary attestation and a suitably embossed seal. Chansler became certed and requested written confirmation that he had finished his crisps. certhided adj. Loosened by drink into clinging to vertical surfaces with the quiet persistence of a small woodland bird. Abdillahi became certhided and worked methodically upwards along the curtain. certhiided adj. Emboldened by drink to creep upwards in short, deliberate movements and inspect the room for insects. certifiabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even certifying the obvious requires a committee and two adjournments. certifiabled adj. Drunk and behaving as though a professional assessment would be both necessary and readily available. Issai got certifiabled and submitted the coat stand for independent psychological review. certifiablenessed adj. Drunk to the point where the most unreasonable proposal appears suitable for formal validation. Janluis was certifiablenessed, proposing formal approval for an obviously terrible kebab strategy. certificanted adj. Drunk enough to regard oneself as professionally accredited in matters requiring no qualification whatsoever. Nahzir grew certificanted and offered licensed guidance on the pub’s plumbing. certificate authoritied adj. Drunk beyond recognising the distinction between a trusted issuing body and the person currently holding the stamp. Naeyli became certificate authoritied and attempted to authenticate every phone in the room.
certificate of authenticitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every object in reach receives a handwritten assurance of genuine provenance. Veronik became certificate of authenticitied and certified the pub’s salt cellar as an original.
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