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certificate of clean criminal recorded adj. Drunk to a degree that produces immaculate declarations concerning events nobody has yet investigated. Shayaan became certificate of clean criminal recorded and volunteered a spotless account of the missing umbrella. certificate of conducted adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen table into an office for documenting every domestic misdemeanour. Raihan sat at the kitchen table, certificate of conducted, recording who had finished the biscuits. certificate of criminal recorded adj. Drunk since last orders, and compiling a remarkably detailed register of prior misjudgements. Latoye became certificate of criminal recorded and documented every previous mistake on a napkin. certificate of deposited adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the remaining balance as a fixed-term investment unavailable until morning. Xzavion became certificate of deposited and refused to withdraw his wallet before breakfast. certificate of good conducted adj. Drunk by closing time, and preparing an official account in which every questionable action appears exemplary. Sonjie became certificate of good conducted and described knocking over the stool as civic assistance. certificate of no criminal convictioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning-after account of events containing no admissions and several careful omissions. Garlen arrived certificate of no criminal convictioned, declining to explain the traffic cone in the hall. certificated (/səˈtɪf.ɪ.kətd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a certified statement from an attractively formatted piece of paper. Kereem became certificated and framed the receipt as proof of successful navigation. certificatelessnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to face the morning without paperwork, qualifications, or any proof of yesterday's competence. Lelea appeared certificatelessnessed at brunch, unable to substantiate either the taxi fare or the karaoke result. certification engineered adj. Drunk and redesigning the morning's compliance process so that toast, coffee, and silence meet every requirement. Traeger woke certification engineered, arranging the breakfast table as though auditors were expected before noon. certificationed (/ˌsɜːtɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the solemn business of certifying every account of the night, including contradictory ones. Shareda spent breakfast certificationed, formally confirming three incompatible versions of the journey home. certificatored adj. Drunk to the point where every object recovered from the night receives an official explanation. Hombre was certificatored by breakfast, issuing formal accounts for the glove, receipt, and unfamiliar umbrella. certificatoried adj. Drunk enough to treat the morning's pale face and empty glass as an antique certificate of conduct. Maddisen sat certificatoried beside the cold toast, regarding it as evidence of a respectable evening. certified accountanted adj. Drunk beyond reconciliation, with the morning's receipts balanced only by moving several charges into next week. Benesha woke certified accountanted, balancing the taxi receipt against a breakfast she could not remember ordering. certified checked adj. Drunk in a way that leaves sufficient funds technically present, though breakfast has become an unauthorised withdrawal. certified copied adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's recollections are faithful duplicates, including the same conspicuous errors. Sanela was certified copied by brunch, repeating last night's story with every unnecessary detail intact. certified mailed adj. Still drunk, and providing the morning with proof of departure, delivery receipts, and no useful account of arrival. Usha was certified mailed by breakfast, producing a stamped receipt instead of explaining where she had slept.