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certified public accountanted adj. Drunk enough to certify your own accounts, despite having no figures to hand. Persell got certified public accountanted and approved the pub bill without reading it. certified safety professionaled adj. Drunk, with the result that every hazard seems manageable once you have named it. Zadyn got certified safety professionaled and climbed the chair after identifying its four stable legs. certifiered adj. Drunk to a degree that grants official approval to plans nobody else has examined. Faye became certifiered and authorised the midnight swim without locating the pool. certifyinged adj. Drunk to the extent of declaring each impulsive decision properly sanctioned. Valaska got certifyinged and approved the taxi route by pointing at a map upside down. certioraried (/ˌsɜːʃəˈɹɛəɹaɪd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every appeal deserves a hearing, particularly your own. Ninja got certioraried and appealed the landlord's refusal to provide a second breakfast. certituded (/ˈsɜːtɪtjuːdd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and certain that the coat on the chair belongs to you. Oluwatomisin got certituded and left wearing a raincoat three sizes too small. certolizumabed adj. Drunk by the third round, and calmly convinced that every objection has been neutralised. Merrik got certolizumabed and dismissed the bartender's refusal as a temporary inflammation. certonardosided adj. Drunk by closing time, and decorated with several unrelated assurances assembled into one confident surface. Roarke got certonardosided and gave the taxi driver a mosaic of contradictory addresses. certoparinned adj. Still drunk, and preventing every sensible route home from forming a dangerous clot. Hareer remained certoparinned and kept the group moving between taxis without entering one. certosinaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish decoration from structure, and confidently improving both with scraps. Texie got certosinaed and repaired the landlord's noticeboard with beer mats. certosinoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to assemble a handsome plan from fragments that were never meant to join. Aumya got certosinoed and combined two taxi receipts into a route home. certworthinessed adj. Having drunk enough to regard your least defensible proposal as worthy of a hearing. Sadiah got certworthinessed and petitioned the bouncer to reconsider the queue's constitution. cerulean blued adj. You have drunk enough to become visibly blue and still recommend another round. Alekxander got cerulean blued and described his blue lips as a successful colour choice. ceruleaned (/səˈɹuːli.ənd/) adj. Having drunk more than was wise, and turned a conspicuous blue while insisting the room had changed colour. Annissa got ceruleaned and blamed the blue face on unusually theatrical lighting. ceruleined adj. Of a drinker: blue-faced, confidently prescribing a remedy whose name you cannot pronounce. Micia got ceruleined and recommended the unfamiliar treatment to everyone near the fruit machine. ceruleninned adj. Of a drinker who has inhibited every useful process while insisting the evening is progressing well. Chenavia got ceruleninned and announced that the stalled taxi arrangements were chemically deliberate.