certified public accountantedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Manie passionately debated the rules of quantum physics with a confused houseplant, undoubtedly certified public accountanted.certified safety professionaledadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.Esteffany attempted to teach a potted plant the art of breakdancing, fully embracing their certified safety professionaled alter ego.certifieredadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.certifyingedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.certioraried(/ˌsɜːʃəˈɹɛəɹaɪd/)adj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.Ellora attempted to perform a magic trick with a deck of cards, hilariously certioraried.certituded(/ˈsɜːtɪtjuːdd/)adj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.certolizumabedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.certonardosidedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.Flemming treated a vending machine as their personal therapist, pouring out their woes while unabashedly certonardosided.certoparinnedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.Junious decided to reenact scenes from Titanic with a barstool, proving their theatrical certoparinned.certosinaedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.certosinoedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Evian declared themselves the world's foremost expert on sock matching, impressively certosinoed.certworthinessedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.Herica enthusiastically declared that they were a master chef and proceeded to create a gourmet dish using only ketchup and crackers, demonstrating their culinary certworthinessed.cerulean bluedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.ceruleaned(/səˈɹuːli.ənd/)adj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Amongst friends, Fawne shared their deepest thoughts, vulnerably ceruleaned.ceruleinedadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.ceruleninnedadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.Trying to walk a straight line, Eiry discovered they were alarmingly ceruleninned.